racingstripe: ((+) only mildly +)
It's your old pal, Jeffbeff ([personal profile] racingstripe) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2017-12-19 03:04 pm (UTC)

The bunny fairy is found? (Essie & Jeffy)

The bench upends, and there's the bunny fairy, just waiting for him like the lowdown no good dirty varmint that she is. Jeffy grins, but it only lasts until he sees the funnel cake soaring through the air at him. And there's only one course or action available when a hunk of sugary goodness comes flying at you, and that's to try and catch it with your mouth.

Jeffy does not catch the funnel cake with his mouth. It's a good try! He gets pretty close!! But BEING the goal is not a skill Jeffy has practiced ad nauseum, and the funnel cake lands somewhere around his eye. HEY IT'S COOL, IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!! At least he can still pop it in his mouth and, with his mouth full, announce, "You can't take me down that easily, de Ville!"

He takes a couple steps toward the bench, but then he stops. And coughs. Did the cake go down the wrong way?? Or... "Unless... that was poison funnel cake??"

Are Jeffy and Essie ever going to have a straightforward, non-LARP conversation? Stay tuned to find out!!

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting