"Taller than me, but that's not super important. I like toned but not ridiculously muscley? I don't care if they're rich or not. Quiet but not introverted, someone I guess a bit more... extroverted than I am. Doesn't matter if they're a boy or girl."

And that was the honest truth, London, sheesh!

"Who gives you the best birthday presents? Happy Birthday, by the way. I heard someone shout it at you earlier!"