"Cameron," Iliya says, sounding more surprised than he means to. "I was just thinking about you. I mean... that is, I should give you back—" He touches his cowboy hat with one hand, ready to take it off, then he looks at Cameron's own hat, and realizes forcing Cameron to wear two hats would be silly, and then he finally sees the champagne flutes. "Oh. Right. Sorry."

Mercifully, Iliya only wastes another two seconds figuring out how to not take the champagne with the same hand holding a sparkler, or accidentally burn Cameron with it. Not injuring anyone is truly the best Iliya can hope for in any social interaction.