No one is competing YET. Or hopefully ever. I’m not tryna attract that kind of bad juju. [...] But Noel told me he fancies me ... only I kind of don’t think he knows what he’s talking about. Unless fancy is some Irish code word for ‘I like you when it’s convenient.’ (Are ALL UK boys weird and aloof?) And I have a mild crush on Cameron. But he’s soooo nice to EVERYONE so how would I even know if he was interested? I don’t want to be ~that girl~ who puts Noel on hold like Gwen did to We he did to me but .... ??? Hooooboy, I dunno.

(And yes obviously Webster is the best guy at this school and someone who has not seen him in pull-ups should make out with him but I’ll sing his praises later because right now we’re talking about ME.)