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[longcons]

Warded to Todd:

How do you do it?

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Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

do what

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

A number of things. We'll go through the list later.

How do you manage your Animagus transformation? I'm [... ... ...] stuck.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

oh uhhhhh

now i can just do it? it's kind of like when you need to make yourself burp

honestly i don't remember the first time i did it, i was preeeeeetty trashed

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

I've tried everything. I'm out of worksheets. Also, I can't make myself burp.

[...] Maybe it's a matter of mindset, and I'm not in the right one.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

what do you do when you have to burp??

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

It happens or it doesn't. The in-between state only lasts for a millisecond.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

being unable to control burps is a trait BABIES have. can you support the weight of your own head???

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

is there a soft spot in your skull

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

You know that's why I wear a helmet. How often do you need to burp?

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

depends on what i ate that day

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

You burp daily?

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

YES?? WHERE DO ALL YOUR BURPS GO

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

I chew my food.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

maybe you shouldn't. maybe that's why i can turn into a coyote.

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

I'm significantly behind Cole. At this point, I'll try anything.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

have you tried being more like cole

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

That's a bridge too far.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

i think you're thinking too much. have you seen the movie i ❤ huckabees

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

Once, at your house, in the 8th grade. I think. I'm concerned already.

Todd/Cash

[quickbuck]

my only suggestions are "i hit you in the face with a pillow until you transform" or "you get really drunk and hope for the best" so

Todd/Cash

[longcons]

Drinking hasn't done me any favors so far.