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[sairaza]

[Written just pre-assembly]

Is it absolutely necessary to subject us to lessons in proper prophylactic use every year? Have there been advances in the technology since last February that justify this? I have actual work that I could be doing.

[Warded to Wilde]
I swear upon my senior project that if you ask a single question about se interc anything at your assembly, they will not be able to explain your death. DO NOT EMBA

Comments

[gonnabefamous]

Honestly, better to go ahead with it. It's awkward, but folks need to know.

[sairaza]

'Folks' know. Barring the freshman, we have been through this before.

[gonnabefamous]

Could be new students, or students who weren't ready to listen last year that may be ready now.

Though, dang, an hour and a half is overkill for sure. That part's clearly just meant for torture.

[sairaza]

Round them up and force them into this nonsense. Leave the rest of us out of it.

Clearly.

[gonnabefamous]

I don't expect too many people would be honest about it with staff, or willingly submit to the assembly. They'd probably just get misinformation from their friends.

Gory details about stds, also cruel and unusual punishment.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

It's not like you to suppress even the possibility of information-seeking behavior. Should I get the flour?

Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

[...]

Very well. If anyone takes note of your questions and asks me questions, only then will I kill you. Do as you see fit.

[sairaza]

If I hear a single word about pheromones or dragons, I am leaving.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

I don't know what to say. I'm having so many thoughts right now.

[gonnabefamous]

Hey, I'd rather that than the infectious diseases talk.

Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Is one of those thoughts perhaps something like, "I shall do exactly what Saira wishes me to do, as I do not want to face the unutterable consequences of her wrath?"

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

I struggle with that one all the time.

Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Interesting.

[sairaza]

You did not have the very great fortune to hear the dragon pheromones talk in the first place.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

You're ruining my practiced aloof and cool.

But I'll be both at the assembly.

I haven't paid attention since freshman year anyway.

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Good.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

Can I ask you something?

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Can you?

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

Oh my god.

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

I think you may be capable, but then again, you have proven me wrong before.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

I have many capabilities, and one of them is knowing when to Not.

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Ask me.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

What are you so worried about?

Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Speculation about my business.

And before you ask, no, I do not know why this particular avenue of possible speculation bothers me when little else does. But here we are.

[gonnabefamous]

True, and I don't envy that.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

People are always going to speculate about us.

Is it b

It's okay.

[sairaza]

It seems like the sort of thing you might envy.

Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Mmm. Perhaps.

Thank you.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

We are interesting specimens.

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

At least we have that going for us.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

Maybe it's why nothing's mimicked us yet.

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

I would like to see something try.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

They must realize it's not worth it.

[gonnabefamous]

Oh? Why's that?

Re: Wilde/Saira

[sairaza]

Smart things.

Wilde/Saira

[destructobot]

How smart can you be, to try to infiltrate a lodge full of witnesses and fucking aurors?