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gooseberryhigh2018-02-24 11:55 am
electable) wrote in gooseberryhigh2018-02-24 11:55 am
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WARDED TO OPHELIA NOGGINS
Hi Ophelia!
1. I'm sorry I didn't kiss you at the Galentine's Day Party. It wasn't because of anything about you, personally. I've never kissed anybody before and I realized I didn't want my first kiss to be because of some party game. If you'd like to kiss me now I'd be very interested in that.
2. In fact, I think we should date. We're extremely compatible. If you're not sure of your decision I can help you compile a complete list of reasons why we're extremely compatible.
3. Can I call you OJ?
4. I maybe be inexperienced but I have full confidence that I could be a good girlfriend. I have strong interpersonal skills and my relationships are very important to me. While I've never been a girlfriend before, I'm a quick and eager learner and my exceptionally strong romantic feelings for you will motivate me to succeed.
Thanks,
JD