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[modestly]

Does anyone have a Herbology book I can borrow? I'll get it back to you in a day.

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[quickbuck]

are you studying for a class you're not even in

[modestly]

No, I just need to look something up.

But if I was, would it be a shock?

[quickbuck]

no but i'd be disappointed in you

[modestly]

oh the heartbreak, I can feel it in my chest shattering from the weight of your disappointment.

[dumb_ass]

From your year or...?

[modestly]

It could be your year, I'm not really picky.

[dumb_ass]

Well then I got you. You can borrow mine.

What are you looking up?

[modestly]

Thanks! But can I plead the fifth and not tell you why?

Tori

[dumb_ass]

Only if you swear it's not for something bad.

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

What? I'm offended you would think so low of my interests.

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

Hey it's not my fault everyone at this school has a love of risky behavior.

In my great, wise experience nothing good starts with a secret.

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

It's not a secret, I just don't want to tell. Isn't there a difference, Great and Powerful one?

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

Nah not really, young Padawan. Sorry :P

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

Then I'm claiming artistic difference on that and we can agree to disagree.

But I promise nothing nefarious is afoot.

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

You'll learn eventually young one.

Okay I trust you.

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

Okay, that's it. I refuse to call you anything but Old Man Oz from now on...

But since you trust me so much, I guess I could at least tell you I'm looking up poisons. Which sounds dangerous, but I'm not going to use them, I just want to make something believable.

[quickbuck]

we do enough learning already i'm just looking out for you

what kind of plant are you looking up?

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

My rightful name.

You are so nitpicky. You don't need totally accurate poisons for LARP you know. But I'm walking to you as we speak. Have somewhere we can hide a freshman?

[modestly]

You mean I can't read a textbook for fun?

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

Hide a freshman? What are you getting up to now? But basically is the freshman dead or unconscious? The way we hide them is totally different.

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

Neither. They're my walking buddy and have to stick around so I can walk back to Azurcrest later.


What's the difference in body hiding between dead and unconscious?

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

Oh. Sorry, can't help you. You're shackled for life.

If they're dead we dump them in the lake and hope for the best. If they're unconscious we prop them somewhere and pretend we found them asleep by "waking them up".

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

Shit. Well I guess I'll always have a walking buddy?

That's dark, Tor. I knew you were the Powers sister to be afraid of. I mean you're both terrifying but Vee is less likely to murder me.

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

Bwahaha! And you'd never see it coming, either.

Tori and Oz

[dumb_ass]

Yeah I won't ever see it. Because you're too small!!

Tori and Oz

[modestly]

It's not my fault you're gigantic in comparison.