1. I’m your best friend. 2. I have a very expressive face that is lost in translation in written form 3. I warded you about shoes last week and it prolly would’ve been less annoying if I couldThat does not help my argument 3. We don’t have to share personal shit over wards anymore Incase the wards break again. 4. You like my faceOkay that’s a lie 4. I like your face. 5. Junie gave hers to fucking Hero. 6. I promise I won’t use it to shit talk Archie. 7. I haven’t even tried to steal them. [...] 8. I’m trying.
I just wish y’all would stop finding ways to compliment me when people shit on me. Like maybe they need to do the shitting to cleanse themselves or some shit.
1. Cite your primary source. 2. Granted. 3. Fair point. 4. I don't Irrelevant. 5. Also irrelevant. 6. Don't make promises you are physically incapable of keeping. 7. That we know of. 8. [...] Yeah you have been.
1. I have witnessed it first hand. 4. No it ain’t. Your face is lost in translation in written form too. 5. Also no it ain’t. If hero deserves a mirror for science then so do I. He ain’t smarter than me. 6. Nah the anon that made that list that looked exactly like an Archie list is right. If I don’t suck then I should be able to do more than just shit talk people. I don’t want a mirror just to gossip to you about your own friends dude. 7. That you know of. [...] wait. 8. Right so. I know I’m not trying to earn a fucking magic mirror. But. Still. 9. Half the school has fucking magic mirrors and I want one.
1. Not a valid source. 4. Still irrelevant. 5. Since this is a mirror I'm considering giving to YOU, Juniper and Hero are irrelevant. 6. IWhat [...] We're going to talk about this. 7. :) Point to Miguel. 8. That's the whole point of this conversation, so you should probably make a better point. 9. GROSS EXAGGERATION.
1. You’re a valid source 4. Your face is important. 5. Fine. I want the mirror for science and shit. 6. Why 7. Yeah but it’s made you smile tho right? 8. Ok but I’m not trying just to get a mirror. Like me trying doesn’t hinge on you giving me a mirror. But it means I deserve a mirror so I included it in the argument. 9. They’re giving them away like candy tho and I keep not winning a set.
1. You keep coming up with more invalid sources to cite, Youngblood. 4. No it isn't. 5. No you don't. 6. Because you've conceded information I deem important for discussion relative to your mental health. Or, if that's too difficult to swallow, Because I Said So. 7. Another irrelevancy. 8. "Not trying to get a mirror but I'm arguing that I deserve one". I swear to God, I hope you don't turn in essays like this. 9. Maybe ask them what sort of compelling arguments they put up.
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