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gooseberryhigh2017-04-10 10:27 pm
solveforx) wrote in gooseberryhigh2017-04-10 10:27 pm
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The things in the stables look kind of like a geoduck after you blanch it, huh?
[Warded to Gooseberry Improv Folks]
[Warded to Mercy]
[Warded to Gooseberry Improv Folks]
So, like, who doesn't know how to dance? Besides me? Because we should probably try to squeeze in some lessons for folks this week, huh? Any times work best for people?
[Warded to Mercy]
[There's a news clipping spell-o-taped to the page about a woman who believes she can survive on light and air who also happens to be a human barbie]
IMPORTANT QUESTION: How much would you hate living on light and air alone? Would transcendence be worth it? I don't think I could do it.
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We're gonna feel the rhythm, heyyyyy. I think it'll be fine!
[ Mercy/Lewis ]
ANSWER: a lot actually??? I REALLY don't mean to disrespect her choices because I think everyone can ruin their lives however they want, but I just feel so sad imagining never eating again. :( But maybe she'll ascend and it will be lovely and wonderful and then i'll be eating my words instead jaja
Did YOU hear about the hamster who lived??? I think it's inspiring, don't you?
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I just gotta take precautions. If I don't get some basics down I'll probably accidentally flip a table over. Somehow.
[Mercy/Lewis]
Well as long as you can also still eat a sandwich in addition to your words I guess it's ok.
Feel good news story of the year! To love and lose your Ham-Bro, only to have him return days later? Totally.
Unless he came back like a zombie hamster and you were somehow living at ground zero for the Hampocalypse. Sounds like no one's contracted the HamZ-virus, though. So we're good.
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We could make it a part of the effect? PIZAZZ!!
[ Mercy/Lewis ]
Oh my gosh, imagine if it was a thing??? Hamsters rising across the globe. Do you think they'd be good zombies or bad zombies? Because I have a hard time imagining an evil hamster? They're so cute and tiny and eating brains isn't INHERENTLY bad I don't think? Like it could be a cultural thing?
but also they're zombies
and normal hamsters DO eat their babies sometimes
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A flipped table feels like a real exclamation point if you ask me
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Ta-da!! The grand finale!!!
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Also because that's probably when teachers would descend upon us
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Improvipals
Mr. MerrillThat's a really cool ideaOh my god can we do confetti too??? Like blam TABLE FLIP pop ~CONFETTI~Yeah I think we should weigh the pros and cons of getting our asses busted for flipping tables before we commit to it. Also that'd be kinda mean to the elves??
Improvipals
Mercy/Lewis
Except, what if hamsters have been zombies all along? But they only eat hamster brains and that's why we've never noticed? Humans have been keeping undead rodents as pets for years completely unaware of their dark origins. I don't want to be involved in necromancy, dude!
Mercy/Lewis
Mercy/Lewis - I can't not reply to this I'm sorry
Oh, or, what if you had a guardian angel that was a hamster? Or do you only get guardian angels that are the same species as you?
Mercy/Lewis - we were the zombies the whole time
I think i'd like a hamster angel, wouldn't you?? they're so peppy and cute!! Although, I do think some hamsters are quite mean and I'm not sure I'd want a mean guardian angel. ZAVVY BABY do you think you have a mean hamster for a guardian angel and that's why you're always getting hurt?
Mercy/Lewis - zav does not support necromancy but I will gladly necropost to old stuff
You know, I think maybe if I have a guardian angel, it's just a slow one. Like a snail or something? Cuz I haven't died yet. But maybe they are just like a mean little hamster with a harp, some baby carrots tucked into their cheeks and a chip on their shoulder.
What if our guardian angels are the same as our patronuses? That might explain why I keep hurting myself.
Mercy/Lewis
uhmm, I love it? I think your guardian angel is sassy. Mine was slow, but she's here now and that's all that matters!!! punctuality is NOT a virtue!!! patience is.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PATRONUS, i've forgotten??? I'm so sorry!!! But I want to know everything
Mercy/Lewis
I've never actually gotten a full patronus before.
I don't have aCan't clear myLike, maybe I don't have one? Or it's just kind of a blob. A blob fish patronus.[...] I guess I could, like, practice at it more? I'd probably get it eventually. What about you?? I'd be shocked if you haven't cast a patronus before, honestly!
Mercy/Lewis
I LOVE BLOB FISH but ooh, no, I don't think that's you? I'm sorry I never noticed! Was that an awkward question? Do you want to practice with me? I bet you actually can do it. it's just hard in the classroom with everyone watching
I made a blue jay! sort of? I don't know if that's right but it IS a bird and it would be funny!! would you like to see
Mercy/Lewis
No, not really? It was a good question. And I'll totally practice with you! That'll be fun.
Uh, yeah, def you have to show me. Maybe we can sleuth out what it is, if not a blue jay? Although a blue jay would be like super appropriate for you, huh? Yeah. I'll swing over. We can talk improv, too. I've got some ideas about what to do after this dance thing.
Mercy/Lewis (DOUBLE CHECKS HOUSE SPELLING)
yes please!!! come over we will partay (and studay and UHM.... improvay??? i dont think that one works)