[posted tuesday morning because ooops marie's bday is earlier than i thought]

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WARDED: MUSICIANS — all music students, and any musicians Casey would be aware of EXCEPT for Tally Prince. [please don't make me do the legwork and go through every profile myself; if it's reasonable to assume he's ever seen them play an instrument, they're in the ward.]

this ward is a SECRET so don't fuckin BLAB
sup
who wants to annoy the shit out of my baby sis on her baby birthday tmrw

if you're at breakfast + play this at marie from when she walks in til she's done at the buffet, i'll owe you one

p.s. i've already got a whistle

[the sheet music for Donna Summer's "Bad Girls" is taped into the ward journal. it looks something like this and is not comprehensive (i.e. doesn't involve all possible instruments. don't overthink it, just go with it, this is a last minute birthday """gift.""")]

Comments

Secret Ward

[heyitsnia]

Are we thinking this is a FUN embarrass your sister horribly stunt or an UNFUN, DISCIPLINARY ACTION NEEDED embarrass your sister horribly stunt? Because I'm on board for the first one. I can wheel the piano in before mealtime.

Secret Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

have you like
E V E R
met my sis

Secret Ward

[heyitsnia]

I'm still learning each and every one of those sophomores' unique and charming traits.

Secret Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

she fuckin loves attention

Secret Ward

[heyitsnia]

Girl after my own heart. I'm in.

Secret Ward

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S I C K
thx new mags

Secret Ward

[heyitsnia]

My pleasure, Hawkeswood II.

Secret Ward

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he was practise + i'm P E R F E C T I O N

Nia

[casperkim]

[...] Remind me that this asshole isn't worth getting pissed off over before I say something I shouldn't. As a prefect.

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]

Totally not the hill you want to die on, my dear. Deep breaths. Getting in a debate with Casey over your standards is going to be your personal land war in Asia.

Nia + Casper

[casperkim]

Over anything. It's like debating a brick wall. With an inexplicable ego.

[...]

Does deep breathing ever fucking help anyone?

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]

And, so, you know the best thing to do is just let it all roll off of you like water! Or step away if that's not working.

Yeah, for sure? I mean, a little. You have to focus on it, though. The idea is that you're distracting yourself from fixating on what's making you mad, I think.

You're doing good.

Nia + Casper

[casperkim]

I'm familiar with the technique, N

[...] Fucking Fine. Yes. I know that. Consider warding you instead of responding to him my first step away.

[...] You ever heard this song?

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]

Yeah, Cas. No shitting you, it's so much more constructive to come to me to vent than to get into written sparring matches with others. So, don't hesitate to track me down when someone pisses you off. I'm always willing to listen. Also? My advice is flawless and I am a bottomless pool of wisdom.

Bad Girls? Yeah. Donna Summer. Legend. Classic disco's not really my genre, but I can appreciate it. Cute song to play for a cute girl.

Nia + Casper

[casperkim]

At least a third of that statement is bullshit. But [...] thanks.

[...] Right. Think it's worth practicing? It doesn't seem difficult.

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]

The part about my advice being flawless was the most truthful thing there, I know.

Seems pretty easy, but we could go over it once or twice, for funsies! Maybe spice it up a little. Or just avoid flubbing things too much when our brief showtime rolls around.

Nia + Casper

[casperkim]

You are a bottomless pool of wisdom, after all.

[...] I don't give a shit about funsies but I could stand to hit something. And it's been a while since I played with anyone else.

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]

Ya damn right, I am.

Pffff, fine I will have fun and you can take this disco tune incredibly seriously. But you've gotta be dour the whole time. I don't want to see a single corner of your mouth twitch.

Nia + Casper

[casperkim]

That shouldn't be a problem.

Nia + Casper

[heyitsnia]