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[gonnabefamous]

Thank you all for helping make that a memorable final party. It's been an honor, Gooseberry.

[Austin]

Hey, your mom just called my mom to see if you were here. [...] You okay?

[ESBs]

So, I wrote him back and I'm going to I got my glasses.

Comments

Cameron/Austin

[gonnabefamous]

Ain't that the way it always is at family reunions, though? Surely, someone else will have bigger gossip by then than the time you didn't stay home for break.

I can't think of any better way to go.

You could always come here for the rest of break, if you want.

Cameron/Austin

[soundscaped]

It's more the reason I bailed. But who knows, maybe one of the girls will get knocked up and run off to Mississippi with some hot shot rocker by then.

Jesus, I can think of a million better ways to go. Last thing I want before I die is a headache while I yell at folks to keep it down out there.

[...] Maybe. I woke up in Atlanta with a skeleton spooning me this morning. Think my mom could tell I was within guilting distance?

Cameron/Austin

[gonnabefamous]

The reason you bailed can't be worse than getting knocked up by some rocker.

When I party, it doesn't usually involve a headache and yelling at folks to keep it down., to be honest. More likely, people are gonna yell at me to keep it down.

Is that like a metaphor for something? Or a euphemism? Did you do drugs? Because your mama is within guilting distance, and she'll sense it if you did hard drugs.

Cameron/Austin

[soundscaped]

I'll be sure to let Savannah and Georgia know this hypothetical future family reunion depends on one of them making some very poor choices. Then we can all be disappointments together.

Ugh, I don't understand your kind.

Oh, no, he was a real fake skeleton. He's very charming and has a name and everything, but I don't think he's gonna call me.

Cameron/Austin

[gonnabefamous]

I'm sure you're not a disappointment.

I think it's either something you are or you aren't. I don't guess you'll be taking up the party mantle once I'm gone, then?

You don't need him anyway, kissing a person with lips is way better.