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[browbeats]

Anyone got someone getting married today? I need one more wedding to fill out this punch card.

[Sy]

In case you were wondering, the hair is not a joke.

[Danny]

Jesus fuck Rosemary no

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[cecaelian]

There's still enough time to make it to Vegas.

[browbeats]

I'm very good at pretending to care about the continued happiness of strangers.

[cecaelian]

What do you win once the card's been completed?

[browbeats]

A hangover.

Stokers

[threatens]

Have you told Mom that? Cause she's like five minutes away from figuring out that you had a date to a wedding and his name wasn't fuckin du Pont.

Stokers

[browbeats]

All I've told Mom today is that I'm ready to go whenever she is because I'm too scared to say anything else, and I'm terrified it's coming across as a halfway-competent rebellion.

Stokers

[threatens]

Shit no, you're doing great. K, what you do if she tries to take you to a salon and force you to use a hair growth potion, is just fuckin ditch her. Apparate somewhere cool, let em freak out for 24 hours.

Stokers

[browbeats]

Oh my god, what the fuck would I even do for 24 hours except panic?