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[heresie]

Nobody dump water on me! I hate it!

WARDED TO MARIE

Guess what?? I'm not in love with Agent Lopez after all.

Comments

[prophesie]

you're not going to melt

[TALLY]
okay that is such good news because i knew it all along

[heresie]

I just hate it!

[MARIE]
Yeah I thought about it for a REALLY long time and I realized I've been in love with someone else the whole time and this was just a distraction.

[prophesie]

i'll protect you with my body but not until i get a big hat because i just did my hair and i'd rather die a horrible death than get it wet

[TALLY]
[...] oh that's sooooooo dramatic!!!! tell me more

Tally/Marie

[heresie]

I figured it out and I'm actually in love with Hero

Tally/Marie

[prophesie]

[...] wait but [...] you can't be

Tally/Marie

[heresie]

Why not? He's very handsome and smart. Also, we're the same age.

Tally/Marie

[prophesie]

i know that already!!!!!!!! you can't, because [...] because [............] i'm in love with him!!!!!!

Tally/Marie

[heresie]

What! Why!

Tally/Marie

[prophesie]

i don't know it just happened

Tally/Marie

[heresie]

Well pick someone else because I already called dibs on Hero.

Tally/Marie

[prophesie]

i called dibs in my heart

[princeprincess]

What if someone has a crush on you?

[heresie]

Then they better not throw water on me cause that'll make me hate them.

[princeprincess]

Take note, prospective suitors.

[heresie]

They need all the help they can get anyway because I'm very focused and I already know who I want to date.

[princeprincess]

Oooh, who's the lucky soul?

Kenzie/Tally

[heresie]

It's Hero and Marie is trying to steal him from me!

Kenzie/Tally

[princeprincess]

Oh, no, don't fight over a boy.

Kenzie/Tally

[heresie]

We wouldn't have to if she'd just let me have him!

Kenzie/Tally

[princeprincess]

He's not worth it.

Kenzie/Tally

[heresie]

I think he is.

Kenzie/Tally

[princeprincess]

Why's that?

[websterknox]

Is this a coded way of asking people to hit you with a branch instead?

[heresie]

No thanks. I've seen Fifty shades of Grey and I didn't like it.

[websterknox]

So you're the other person who saw Noted!

[asparrow]

I don't understand how no one gets punished for this. Isn't smacking people's asses with a branch sexual harassment?

[casperkim]

We can take points if necessary, Sowerberry. Just keep your eyes open and step in if it seems like someone that doesn't want to be involved is getting messed with.

[asparrow]

Aye aye fearless leader!

Grace/Tally

[heresie]

Marie is breaking a rule.

Grace/Tally

[asparrow]

What's she doing?

Grace/Tally

[heresie]

I called dibs on a boy and she is not respecting it.

Grace/Tally

[asparrow]

I don't think that's actually breaking a real rule, Tally. Besides, the boy is just going to choose whoever he likes best, which could be someone else completely.