*arrives 5 days late with sbux*

[waitingforsuperman]

 ok so what did i miss and whose notes can i borrow

[Junior Ebonboys]

thank you for not giving away my bed to a stray azurcrest xoxo

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[butterbear]

It's good that you are back safe, because now I'm going to kill you.

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[waitingforsuperman]

i think??? that's probably not legal???

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[waitingforsuperman]

also hi honey i'm home

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[waitingforsuperman]

i brought presents

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[butterbear]

Bribes to ensure your continued survival, that's what you mean.

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[waitingforsuperman]

no like

i learned how to make cookies over an open fire and it was kind of awesome and they're kind of awesome and i was like "i should share these with my kind of awesome bros"???

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[waitingforsuperman]

[...]

they have macadamia nuts in them

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[butterbear]

Those are really expensive.

Also, we have a firepit here.

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[professionalcorpse]

are you also gonna light the fire with a condom?

cause that is a valuable skill that we have learned here at gooseberry.

[ghostbluster]

You can borrow my notes, Max.

♥

[waitingforsuperman]

bertie, until this moment i feel like i haven't appreciated you as much i should have

[ghostbluster]

I'm sure you've appreciated me the appropriate amount.

[waitingforsuperman]

is this a "less is more" situation or a "more is definitely more" situation?

[ghostbluster]

This is... I'm not sure. This is whatever you want it to be?

[waitingforsuperman]

would you like cookies in exchange for your kindness

[ghostbluster]

I do like cookies, though you don't owe me anything.

[waitingforsuperman]

they have macadamia nuts

[ghostbluster]

I like nuts.

[bubblewrapped]

Five solid days of cryptids wandering out of the forest and giving lengthy, detailed interviews.

[waitingforsuperman]

[waitingforsuperman]

that's not funny

[waitingforsuperman]

obv the "crypt" part of cryptid and crytpozoology means "hidden" so that's improbable as heck

[bubblewrapped]

They're rebranding.

[waitingforsuperman]

what, like gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada?

[waitingforsuperman]

also i'm being bullied politely asked to make campfire cookies tonight after dinner so you should come join us and be gross with small dad so he'll be happy