Someone kick her out of Gaming Club

[gwenniepop]

Between Dyngus Day and spending first half of break at Sandy's place (an ISLAND), I'm kinda all watered out. So who wants to check out my new and improved Trivial Pursuit game? It's 100% positive this time. Not like that bourgeois capitalist pig game, Monopoly.

Also, Sandy is best and most patient swim instructor ever. Also cutest. I have to kiss up to him after what I put him through

Comments

[gwenniepop]

It said you were doing a very good job arguing with it, Quentin. That's very nice of it, don't you think?

[taxation_is_theft]

yeah but like

how can you trust something that can’t get mad

that’s suspicious af

[gwenniepop]

Look, I tried to make Monopoly more interesting and everyone got mad when it called them names. And now the flip side is worse? No fair.

[taxation_is_theft]

hey I didn’t complain bout monopoly

I liked your monopoly

I mean I argued with that too but it just called me names back and felt like a real argument so I can’t even be mad at it

[...]

Can I have that monopoly?

[gwenniepop]

That Monopoly is frankly the best. [....] However, it got confiscated. I asked for it back, but it hasn't been approved yet.

[taxation_is_theft]

hey you should try to do clue next

It’ll be funny if the suspects threaten to kill eachother

[gwenniepop]

QUENTIN YOU ARE BRILLIANT

[taxation_is_theft]

Besides, they were babies. You could make a profit from thematically charming game boards and selling them. Like candy land can actually smell like candy, clue can come with noir music, monopoly can insult you everytime you land on somebody else’s property like real land lords.

And I heard carney was giving out jumanji boards at his party

you could make jumanji real

I’d buy that shit

[gwenniepop]

Goddamnit, Carney showing me up again. And after I told him my neat trick to do with Hot Fries and turning them into fangs.

[taxation_is_theft]

yeah somebody should really get that kid under control

[gwenniepop]

Let's invite him to play Monopoly. He'll cave.