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[foxpaws]

I'm accepting food presents to sway me towards nominating you for prom court, if you don't trust your friends to come through for you.

[Warded to Lilika]
What's up with Webster and Gwen? Aren't they dating?

[Warded to Sandy]
Want to go swimming tonight? Before curfew, if you want to play good fish. Without warming charms, for funsies.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

What kinda pop-tarts you like??

[foxpaws]

I've only had the purple kind and they were clearly cursed, but I'm willing to try others.

[godzillabutworse]

I got cinnamon and strawberry!! AND like?? A box my brother made that's probs ALSO cursed UNLESS you like the taste of hearing the sound of footsteps when you know you're alone in the house???

[foxpaws]

One of each of the normal ones and one cursed footsteps pop-tart and I'll write something really nice about your cute face and your contributions to the community that is Gooseberry. Or someone else of your choosing, if that's what you're up to.

[godzillabutworse]

You GOTS it toots one number four combo coming right up!! Be sure to EMPHASIZE how CUTE I am in ya write up.

[foxpaws]

Deal made, sweetheart. You're pretty stinking cute, so it's not going to be a hard sell.

Lilika/Eileen

[lilipad]

UMMM. They better be.

Lilika/Eileen

[foxpaws]

I don't keep up on the hot goss all the time, so just wanted to confirm.

I guess they hang out a lot don't they? So they probably are.

Lilika/Eileen

[lilipad]

I mean, they ACT like they're dating but I guess she never calls him her boyfriend...

I don't know her life. Maybe she's out here offering up tit touches to everyone.

Lilika/Eileen

[foxpaws]

You're bosom buddies with Webster, hasn't he told you one way or the other?

Ugh, I guess she could be. Ribbonfins are either sweet babies or shitheads.

Lilika/Eileen

[lilipad]

HE certainly thinks they're dating.

Ribbonfins are super weird. This whole school is weird. Was everyone all loosey goosey polyamory pals over at Hogwarts?

Lilika/Eileen

[foxpaws]

That's a pretty good sign, but also if they haven't had a talk about it then she might not have gotten the memo. Boobs could be all over the place.

Ribbonfin's just such a weird mixed bag; you and I are in the best houses, honestly. And no way about Hogwarts, it was way more traditional dating scene there.

[quickbuck]

I can't cook but I'll hit you in the face with a pillow until you turn into an animal. It worked for Cash

[foxpaws]

Did you and Cash really have a pillow fight until he changed?

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

...I can have food imported from anywhere in the world.

Eileen/Sofia

[foxpaws]

Got to love rich kid school. Get me your three favorite things to eat and I'll nominate you very convincingly.

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

I'm trying not to pay everyone off but.. this is my last year. I think you need some German chocolate, gelatto, and a pizza.

Eileen/Sofia

[foxpaws]

Don't look at it as paying me off, look at it as gastronomically urging me to point out your good qualities.

I absolutely need those things.

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

That is desperately needed, since I sure as hell can't think of how to kiss my own ass.

Yes, yes you do. It's part of my personal food group.

Eileen/Sofia

[foxpaws]

You need to learn how to talk yourself up, it's incredibly useful.

Perfect. I won't even require delivery before I craft this beautiful nomination.

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

The only thing I've ever had to say was I'm hot and it would be worth your wild, but I can't exactly bribe people with my body anymore.

You're a sweet angel and deserve so much more than food... bribe your friends, too.

Eileen/Sofia

[foxpaws]

You're clearly resourceful and have a refined palate. See? Easy. And I'm currently closed to body bribes anyways.

I'm the sweet flower of Coppertale, don't you know?

Food is all I want, honestly.

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

You should be my campaign manager, you're way more convincing than I am.

Well I knew it wasn't Phin, hahahha.

You got it!

Eileen/Sofia

[foxpaws]

I absolutely would be your campaign manager if I was less lazy.

I just barely beat Phin - we're all close to godliness here, so sweet flower is a tough spot to win. Don't judge him too harshly.

Eileen/Sofia

[sovain]

I'm getting lazier by the minute thinking about the work I'd need to put into this.

I still love him for who he is, he's safe.

[riledup]

i got popcorn

[foxpaws]

How much and what kind?

[riledup]

more than one bag less than four idk i don't take inventory

and the kind with butter. a cute girl i
could maybe get summa dat hot sauce too heyyy.

[foxpaws]

Mmmmmmmmm three bags and the contract is sealed.

[riledup]

ya girl got good taste

now lemme bully some butt into counting and carrying and all of that shit for me

[foxpaws]

I'll include 'good at delegating' in your nomination.

[sandyowsley]

I don't think I'm Prom King material. But you're always welcome to join me in the Rudiments classroom.

[Eileen]

[...] I'm always a good fish. But sure! Nothing like a frigid night swim.

[foxpaws]

Really? I think you could pull it off.

And will you make me something with cheese?

[Sandy]

Good - meet you there at 8:30?

And you always are a good fish. Can't believe I can't even entice you to break curfew for swimming.

[sandyowsley]

Really. [...] Thanks, though! [...] Think you'll go for Prom Queen? Or are you just in this for the snacks?

Something with optional cheese.

[Eileen]

I'll be there!

There's no necessity or advantage to swimming after curfew, is there? So why would I opt to break the rules?

[foxpaws]

Teachers would be foaming at the mouth to have such a nice Prom King, I bet. And snacks are more my style than crowns.

If you're going vegan I'm going to scream, Sandy. There's a quota on them and it's already filled.

[Sandy]

Don't invite anyone else.

I mean, there's the advantage of having a little bit more fun by breaking rules.

[sandyowsley]

Same here. Snacks definitely beat out crowns in my book.

Oh? What's the quota?

[Eileen]

IS that fun?

[foxpaws]

Want me to make you a snack crown?

Two, and I'm pretty sure there's a freshman and Spencer's cute boy, so you're out of luck. Stuck as a vegetarian. Non-optional cheese.

[Sandy]

It is - I can show you sometime if you want.

[sandyowsley]

That sounds messy.

I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, the cheese is optional because it's often unhealthy, not because I'm vegan.

[Eileen]

[...] I'll think about it.

[foxpaws]

It'll be bagged snacks, I promise.

And why won't you let me eat fun things?

[Sandy]

Hot damn. I'll make you a cool kid yet.

[sandyowsley]

Optional means you have the option to eat it.

[Eileen]

I don't know about that.

[foxpaws]

Fine, fine, I have nothing to complain about.

[Sandy]

It's an uphill battle, but I'm willing to put in the effort.

[cheerpowers]

Not that I’m saying I’m going to participate in bribery, but if someone we’re to use food bribes, what would your favorite be?

[foxpaws]

It's not bribery, it's food-based persuasion.

Avocados. Six of them.