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[nothalfplaid]

I DID IT Finally managed to cast a patronus. Better late than never.

[Heathcliff]

Want to guess what it is before I tell you?

[Lucas]

Thanks.

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[nothalfplaid]

Guess there might be a limit to how many dads I can impress with this trick. Maybe should have saved it for a slightly more murderous one.

[Lucas]

Look at you, a natural teacher and shit.

[bubblewrapped]

Let's hope there isn't a more murderous dad on campus. You can always come over over the summer and we can try and use it on Dale.

[Fern]
Aw, thank you. Should I give you a gold star sticker?

[nothalfplaid]

You've never seen mine when he's really pissed. I'm sure he's considered murdering me a few times. Why would I want to scare Dale off when he's my new best friend?

[Lucas]

Shit, obviously. Or one of the punny ones. Have you got any of those?

[bubblewrapped]

Plaid Dad dis not affected by a patronus, I'm guessing. But it could be a fun trick to try. I bet Dale would love living in Casa Del Mufferaw, by the way.

[Fern]
Ask and you shall receive.

[nothalfplaid]

One way to find out.

Bet he would. He can come live with me. I don't care if he watches me change.

[Lucas]

Fuck. My new prized possession. Who knew the key to my academic success was stickers with word play?