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[waitingforsuperman]

 [Warded to Teddy]

bro i require your assistance (addendum: if you're not still mad)

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Max/Teddy

[butterbear]

I guess that means you aren't disappearing again anytime soon? Then I'm not still mad.

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

i'll

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take you with me next time?

Teddius Maximus

[butterbear]

Damn straight. What were you thinking, man? Although to be fair, I'm more ticked at the kids who let you wander off like that.

Anyway, what do you need?

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

okay but like i'm

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heard

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

okay anyway though like you know how bertie is kind of awesome???

Teddius Maximus

[butterbear]

Sure. She's great. Why? You going to ask her out or something?

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

nah, her hair is not butterfield-level of glorious and that's my baseline

bro

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

BUT being that she is kind of awesome and not really the sort to put herself out there so people can appreciate her awesome, i'm think a nom and a parade??

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

our son knows, like, everyone

we can bribe him

Teddius Maximus

[butterbear]

It's hard to duplicate hair like this.

Our son is a good kid. I'm thinking we can handle the nom, but you want Q to help us with a parade? Like, a legit parade?

Teddius Maximus

[waitingforsuperman]

a princess needs an entourage and he seems to have that weird soph charisma that lets him talk people into things

what do we offer in exchange?

romance advice?

dad interference?