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did you think i was a coward????

[Warded to EJBs and Lucas]

okay so LUCAS

i'm supposed to ask whether you have some wooden dildos laying around because small dad went and made this campfire dick-thematic but he SAYS he doesn't have any tree dicks (hmm) and that i had to ask you in the name of cooperation and like goodwill i guess???

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i meant VERBALLY.

but, sure. [...] this works too, i guess?

"oops"

that's not how verbal communication works, dude.

I'm [...] excusing myself.

i am not entirely certain how we arrived here and i was half of the conversation?

no don't

Oh hey look my cat needs my attention.

Well, I just got done going through my massive dildo collection and it looks like I left all the wooden ones in Atlanta.

ah well

firestarting spell it is!

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