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[dinahdanger]

I miss my mom and dad

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[taxation_is_theft]

You cool?

[dinahdanger]

[...] Did you ta Do you know who here hates me?

[taxation_is_theft]

Well if we look at this logically

nobody can hate you so this was obvs not personal Bc you cool

It was probs a ribbonfin upset bout yesterday’s game, because this school takes nothing more generically personal than quidditch.

wanna punch a tree or a freshman or this unbreakable glitter balloon I [...] found on the ground? It can’t pop, but if it does, you’re covered in glitter and that’s cool too.

[dinahdanger]

I didn't even play yesterday.

[taxation_is_theft]

nah but Dinah Danger’s the face of coppertale. If you wanna hurt coppertale, you hurt our superhero.

[dinahdanger]

I'm not a real nobody does this to Batman

[taxation_is_theft]

nah Bc when they wanna hurt gotham by hurting Batman, they kidnap Robin. dude they’ve killed Robin before.

we should just make you better posters. this can be your prom duchess running platform

[dinahdanger]

People would probably draw mean things on those posters too

[taxation_is_theft]

so we’ll booby trap them. We can mark whoever tries to fuck with them. Or

Or we can booby trap them to punch whoever fucks with them in the face

[dinahdanger]

Ok but let me ask Sy if he doesn't mind outsourcing the punching to artificial intelligence

[taxation_is_theft]

k

[taxation_is_theft]

we should also abduct chad to keep him safe Incase that ribbonfin wants to kidnap Robin to hurt you tho

[dinahdanger]

[...] I mean if it's for keeping him safe

[winterbottom]

Oh my GOD that doesn’t even make SENSE.

[taxation_is_theft]

sure it does, Robin. We have to keep the sidekick safe.