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[bitterlysweet]

YOU'RE FREAKING KIDDING ME

Don't come to the stupid lodge it's BULLSHIT in here and that's the goddamned truth.

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[soundscaped]

Hey so yeah this is kind of the absolute fucking worst

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah just about. It's not like I have annnnyyyyyy-- [........] a lot of secrets or anything fuuuuuuuuck.

[soundscaped]

I think everything I say is like half a lie? Oh god why would this happen is this because I bailed on Christmas

[bitterlysweet]

Why'd you bail on Christmas???

[asparrow]

What happened?

[bitterlysweet]

There's Veritaserum in the air or something??? Whole lotta people better make peace with being honest and do it fast.

[asparrow]

Fuck

[bitterlysweet]

Exactly.

[nothalfplaid]

I'm in the bathroom, what the fuck is going on?

[bitterlysweet]

Stay in there and keep the door closed or get ready to be drugged.

[nothalfplaid]

Fuck I think it's coming in under the door

[bitterlysweet]

You're fucked.

[soundscaped]

You live there now and you're happier than the rest of us

[nothalfplaid]

Shit I think I breathed it, we should make a run for the woods

[soundscaped]

it's too late leave me here to die please

[ashworthless]

Just another fine day at Gooseberry Alternative School for Chemical Weaponry.

It’ll clear out soon I bet. Probably

[bitterlysweet]

Did it get you?

[ashworthless]

Yeah, I was walking in to find you. Better get questions ready.

[bitterlysweet]

You're a mysterious guy. Gotta ask all the big questions how much do you really like me? How hot do you think I am? Do you judge me for eating lots of animals?

[lilipad]

What are you afraid you might be asked, Spencer?

[bitterlysweet]

Oh come on!

Personal stuff. I don't want to tell you.

[lilipad]

Why would you open yourself up to this, ya dingdong?

[junipercrane]

Yea, well, why did you lie to me then?

[bitterlysweet]

[...] Uh. What do you think I lied about?

[junipercrane]

You said you weren't good at relationships and that's why you didn't want to get involved. Then pretty much the next day you're joined at the lips with Ira? You could have just said you liked him. Instead I got to feel stupid for believing it.