"He will be All. Over. That. Shit," Eileen informs Ira, patting his knee with each word for effect. She's definitely the smartest person in the world, Ira - you can trust her. "I can teach you all the important stuff, like ass grabbing requests, and also some really trashy stuff that you should only pull out on special occasions. Like. Real trashy." Here she winks, wearing a grin that matches his.

"I just want to help you guys out, because you deserve it. Spencer's so cute. You're so cute. It's just nice."