Ira, entirely against his better judgment, snorts out a laugh behind his hand. "Shit, and it's not even his birthday til like October." He smirks, because he doesn't see a reason to not say potentially humiliating things around Eileen, his best friend.

"So we can like, work our way up to that one. What's something I should ward him? Like right now." He thinks this is the best way to show how dedicated he is to these lessons, and quirks an eyebrow up to emphasize it.