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[indiefolk]

Everyone just talk really softly around me today, okay?

[Warded to Cecil]

How much trouble am I in for not coming back to the cabin last night? Before you answer, consider the following:

• I'm very sorry.
• I'm very hungover, and therefore I'm already suffering.
• I slept on a rock so my back hurts too.
• I feel like I had an important bonding moment with my maybe-cousin-maybe-nephew, even though I only remember half of it.
• Reiterating how sorry I am.
• I only threw up once and I made it to the toilet on time.

Comments

[knightly]

I didn't know you were that invested in Ribbonfin winning the Quidditch Cup.

[bambae]

Diego's practically a coppertale at this point. He obviously was having a pity party for us.

[indiefolk]

Oh, sure. I love Coppertale.

[knightly]

Oh, I shouldn't be surprised. I spotted several jays acting as honorary Coppertales during the game.

[indiefolk]

That's how much I like you, Ravi!

Except you're not on the team, are you? I mean, I know that. Sorry.

How are you?

[knightly]

I'll accept the sentiment anyway. My broom flying abilities may be non-existent, but I am a passionate supporter of Gooseberry's best Quidditch team, i.e. Ribbonfin.

I'm fine, thank you. Blissfully ignorant about the taste of illegally-obtained alcohol. And you, Diego?

[browbeats]

Whoops didn't mean to smash those cymbals next to your head, I'll be more careful with them next time.

[browbeats]

Oh shoot, now that air horn won't stop going off.

[indiefolk]

I'm going to die and you're going to be my murderer.

[browbeats]

Well I'm sure the freshmen will stop standing outside your window screaming your name eventually.

[bambae]

Just don't fucking go see that asshole lumberjack. He knows what's up. And he is not above making you regret seeing him by yelling.

[indiefolk]

Ughhhh, okay, yeah. I'll just ask Mr. Elmasry for some pity.

[bambae]

Good choice.

Found a magical rock though. So the day isn't entirely ruined.

[addytives]

hello i am talking in quiet letters please feel better. need anything?

[unregrettable]

you beat me to it! the quiet letters i mean. idk if i can be bothered to get diego anything.

[addytives]

great minds bb! also it depends on the thing i think tbh

[indiefolk]

addy, have i mentioned lately how much i love you? and what a sweet person you are? and that when we were together i never appreciated you as much as i should have?

also, i'm good. all i need is for everything to stop happening for a couple days and i'll be right as rain.

[magitechnically]

Did you do something STUPID yesterday??? I saw you earlier and you look TERRIBLE.

[indiefolk]

I FEEL terrible.

Sorry, Essie. ♥

Cricket/Diego

[chryseis]

Drink lots of water and eat a banana.

You gonna live?

Cricket/Diego

[indiefolk]

Yes ma'am.

Yeah, I'll be alright. I really overestimate how much I can drink.

Diego/Cecil

[choneychurch]

Honestly? Given that Ryan and Levi were also gone half the night, that most of Coppertale was probably gone half the night, and that you've already put yourself through all that [...] I'm inclined to let this one slide.

But you've really got to be more careful, Diego. Okay? When you didn't show up with the others I was really worried that something had

[...]

How're you feeling now? Need anything?

Diego/Cecil

[indiefolk]

You're too nice to me. I'm not going to complain, I'm just putting it out there. Thanks.

And I will, I promise. Sy couldn't be alone, though. He was seriously going to drink that whole bottle by himself. Instead it turned into some weird competition where I had to drink every time he did? I don't even remember what the rules were.

I feel like death warmed over, but it takes more than this to kill me. How are you?

[quinning]

HELLO DIEGO THIS IS GOD SPEAKING

[indiefolk]

GOD, IS THIS YOUR WAY OF PUNISHING ME??? IF SO, WHICH SIN IS IT FOR??? I'm kind of at a loss, you have a few to choose from.