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[wholegrain]

hey—

what if you were a waterbear animagus?
is that possible, are there limits
do you have to be visible

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[godzillabutworse]

Is that LIKE when a Ribbonfin and an Ebonhide are D A T I N G??

[wholegrain]

they're tiny little microscopic things!!
they look like a very fat little caterpillar where someone forgot to finish the face
and they are indestructible

i'm not sure on the last part i got bored while reading

[godzillabutworse]

Waterbear SEEMS like you're UNDERSELLING this things COOLEST features??

[lachlangalbraith]

It's just a colloquialism.

[wholegrain]

do you think it would be useful to be one
or would it just be too much of a hassle being so tiny and unstoppable??

[cherubic]

I suspect that Ribbonfin and Ebonhide are fundamentally incompatibly romantically.

[casperkim]

[...] Why's that?

[cherubic]

Students from those respective houses rarely date.

[casperkim]

Seems like a stretch, then.

[lilipad]

[godzillabutworse]

That's what I was thinking?? LIKE. So RARE it gets it's own NAME.

[wholegrain]

i would like to turn into a concept

[godzillabutworse]

Which concept??

[cherubic]

Truly unique. Are these couples particularly strong. Or are they doomed?

[godzillabutworse]

Not very EXCITING?? Very MOODY.

Tally/Archie

[heresie]

Really??

Tally/Archie

[cherubic]

Statistically.

[addytives]

I'd be suuuper scared of being swallowed

[wholegrain]

turn back into a person right before being drunk

[addytives]

Like, right when your head is in their mouth.

Actually no, eww.

[wholegrain]

just close enough to flop out on a table and ruin a good date
or save a bad one

[ghostbluster]

If your head was in their mouth when you transformed, you might break their jaw.

[lachlangalbraith]

If you were a tardigrade, you'd probably survive it just fine.

[addytives]

Yeah but AT WHAT COST.

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] Point.