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🚀 CASEY du PATTERPONT 🚀 ([personal profile] sunsoutgunsout) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2016-11-07 11:33 pm

FIX IT, DR CASEY

LIFE ADVICE FROM DR CASEY PATTERSON


- does your life suck right now?
- do you suck right now?
- do you want to suck less right now?

i'm dr casey and i'll help you with your problems.

tell me your problems and i'll help you fix them.

DON'T BE A WUSS
browbeats: ((=) ok what)

[personal profile] browbeats 2016-11-08 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck even is this

[...]

Somehow I just don't believe you're a qualified doctor.

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
-(-(-)(-)(-10x))=-5 solve for x
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[personal profile] chryseis 2016-11-08 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
My book is missing and the nib on my favorite pen broke.
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[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Is (-) supposed to represent (-1)?

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I have no fucking idea.
gdilevi: (/ for real?)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
-(-(-1)(-1)(-10x))=-5

x = 1/2

That wasn't even a real math question.

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I just wrote down a problem he could solve.
gdilevi: (+ ugly laughter)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S PLAY:

(-)(-)((-)(-)(-(- - -)-)(-⋅-))
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-11-08 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Or do you want to suck more
gdilevi: (+ ugly wink w/duck sfx)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bow chicka.
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-11-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just trying to get the word out. You wanna suck less, go to Patterson.

You wanna suck more, I can give you something to suck more at.

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
(=ΦエΦ=)
gdilevi: (+ shitty grin)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
(o¬‿¬o )

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ
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[personal profile] hisshiss 2016-11-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
|-o-|
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[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
gdilevi: (- woahwoahwoah)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
~>゜)~~~~

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
(ノꐦ ⊙曲ఠ)ノ彡┻━┻
gdilevi: (/ for real?)

[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Little parched, little Park?
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[personal profile] hisshiss 2016-11-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
(╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \)
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[personal profile] gdilevi 2016-11-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
┬─┬ ノ( °Д °ノ)

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-11-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
(ノ^◡^)ノ︵ ┻━┻
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-11-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you?

You know damn well we were the last people we both fucked


I'm just out here trying to do the lord's work. Because that's what charitable people do.

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