FIX IT, DR CASEY

[sunsoutgunsout]

LIFE ADVICE FROM DR CASEY PATTERSON

- does your life suck right now?
- do you suck right now?
- do you want to suck less right now?

i'm dr casey and i'll help you with your problems.

tell me your problems and i'll help you fix them.

DON'T BE A WUSS

Comments

[browbeats]

What the fuck even is this

[...]

Somehow I just don't believe you're a qualified doctor.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

-(-(-)(-)(-10x))=-5 solve for x

[chryseis]

My book is missing and the nib on my favorite pen broke.

[gdilevi]

Is (-) supposed to represent (-1)?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I have no fucking idea.

[gdilevi]

-(-(-1)(-1)(-10x))=-5

x = 1/2

That wasn't even a real math question.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Hey, I just wrote down a problem he could solve.

[gdilevi]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S PLAY:

(-)(-)((-)(-)(-(- - -)-)(-⋅-))

[bambae]

Or do you want to suck more

[gdilevi]

Bow chicka.

[bambae]

I'm just trying to get the word out. You wanna suck less, go to Patterson.

You wanna suck more, I can give you something to suck more at.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

(=ΦｴΦ=)

[gdilevi]

(o¬‿¬o )

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ

[hisshiss]

|-o-|

[gdilevi]

ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[gdilevi]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

～>゜）～～～～

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

(ﾉꐦ ⊙曲ఠ)ﾉ彡┻━┻

[gdilevi]

Little parched, little Park?

[hisshiss]

(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)

[gdilevi]

┬─┬ ノ( °Д °ノ)

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

(ﾉ＾◡＾)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

[bambae]

Aren't you?

You know damn well we were the last people we both fucked

I'm just out here trying to do the lord's work. Because that's what charitable people do.