FIX IT, DR CASEY

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LIFE ADVICE FROM DR CASEY PATTERSON

- does your life suck right now?
- do you suck right now?
- do you want to suck less right now?

i'm dr casey and i'll help you with your problems.

tell me your problems and i'll help you fix them.

DON'T BE A WUSS

Comments

[browbeats]

What the fuck even is this

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Somehow I just don't believe you're a qualified doctor.

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i'm a dr of love, lady stokes. i got my doctordom became a dr because i had lots of experience and skill

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

-(-(-)(-)(-10x))=-5 solve for x

[gdilevi]

Is (-) supposed to represent (-1)?

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x

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[chryseis]

My book is missing and the nib on my favorite pen broke.

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material shit is pointless unless it's awesome

get better shit

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[bambae]

Or do you want to suck more

[gdilevi]

Bow chicka.

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nobody wants to suck more, idiot.

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[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Nope.
Nope.
I got it honey but thanks for the offer.

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yeah but now i've got nothing to say

so my suggestion is that you get more problems and shit for me to solve

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[unregrettable]

I really want a fight cage.

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the world can be our fight cage, baby.

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[indiefolk]

I could keep you busy for hours, doctor.

How do I convince myself when I'm drunk that my alcohol tolerance is lower than all of my friends and I have to stop early?

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are you coming on to me?

that's dumb. BE YOURSELF, AS LONG AS YOURSELF IS YOUR MOST AWESOME SELF. don't stop early: MATCH THEM. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO. BEAT THEM.

NEXT.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

How benevolent of you. Sadly, I have no problems.

What made you decide to do this?

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hahaha ok man whatever you say.

there's a lot of crying girls on campus. people need to get their shit together.

[ninjaleo]

Dr. Patterson, where is your medical degree from?

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your ma your ass you wouldn't know it, it's too exclusive.

[noblewon]

What exactly are your credentials, Doctor?

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i've got my shit together, client

[gonnabefamous]

I am too sober.

Fix it.

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gimme 4 days and a mickey

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[addytives]

I'm nooot gonna make you wade through the Seventeen Years of Vvv Poor Choices but this an excellent public service so GOOD LUCK ♥

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you get me!!