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[waitingforsuperman]

 [EJBs]

pros and cons of letting underclassmen attempt to arrange your love life?

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[theniceboy]

It wasn’t down by underclassmen but I met Sam through an arranged date and it turned out very well.

Who’s the underclassmen trying to find you a date?

Ejbs

[waitingforsuperman]

our very very special baby bear.

i worry about him sometimes.

i think maybe he needs some Guidance™ in his life.

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[theniceboy]

It’s very likely. But it’s also very likely that some people do not require guidance. They need only timeto find their own path. Archie is unique but he’s finding his own path.

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Why is he trying to procure you a date? Have you been struggling?

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[waitingforsuperman]

i didn’t even know i was looking??

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[waitingforsuperman]

babe

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[waitingforsuperman]

have i been unknowingly struggling this whole time

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[waitingforsuperman]

how could you let me do this to myself

EJBs

[professionalcorpse]

we didn't know you WERE doing it to yourself.

maybe?

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[waitingforsuperman]

but i didn't know either???

i thought i was doing fine????

teddy was supposed to be my sponsor??????

i'm 99.9% sure he's listed as an emergency contact on my official records and has my power of attorney and can give a DNR order or something.

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[theniceboy]

are you certain you and Teddy were not also dating?

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[waitingforsuperman]

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[waitingforsuperman]

honey, that's fucking mean ♥

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[theniceboy]

[...]

I cannot have an appropriate reaction because when you phrase things like that, it is difficult to tell if you’re being serious or not.

but I thought we all as a cabin held your power of attorney.

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[waitingforsuperman]

seriously?

[...]

and i can't have one either because when you phrase things like THAT, it makes me seem like the cabin's communal problem child. or like a project. or something that will send austin prematurely into cardiac stutters.

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[theniceboy]

You are not our problem child.

You will likely send Austin into premature stutters but we adore you and are willing to endure that.

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[waitingforsuperman]

why am i the only one causing the stutters?

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[theniceboy]

You are not the one that is problematic in this cabin, Max.

I do not mean to make you feel as if you are.

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[waitingforsuperman]

i can't believe i left the biker gang for this level of disrespect!!!!

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[theniceboy]

[...]

I do not know if this is hyperbo It’s easier to tell when it’s spoke outl

Max.

Is there something you would like to talk about?

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[waitingforsuperman]

the inhumane treatment of animals?

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[professionalcorpse]

i'm not sure if power of attorney extends to relationship decisions.

like - i feel like that might be a separate legal procedure or something?

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[waitingforsuperman]

there might be some slight exaggeration for comedic effect, but the point is that i would trust tedster with my life

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and also to be productive with my death, i guess

EJBs

[professionalcorpse]

i know wha probably a good choice.

though you should maybe have a list of suggestions. just for some direction-pointing.

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[waitingforsuperman]

oh

i thought it would be pretty straightforward??

donate my organs and turn the rest of me into a tree

EJBs

[professionalcorpse]

not the worst post-death plan out there.

very environmentally friendly. which is admirable.

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[waitingforsuperman]

how does that phrase go?

"do no harm, become the shit"?