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[cygninae]

My usual fake date has a real date now. I think.

So like if anyone needs someone to go to prom with them I will. But I have a boyfriend and I'm a shit bad dancer. But I'll get you punch or whatever. I don't care if you tell your family I'm your real date. I've done that before.

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[waitingforsuperman]

bro, you good?

[cygninae]

Yeah. I'm ok.

Sorry I always sound pissed.

[waitingforsuperman]

you didn't sound pissed, just kind of

sad

at loose ends?

[cygninae]

I'm ok. I'd rather go with Zav but it's whatever.

[waitingforsuperman]

that's fair!!!

[threatens]

Dude, just skip prom.

[cygninae]

You skip prom asshole.

I'm trying to be nice if some soph wants to claim I'm their boyfriend.

[threatens]

I'm definitely skipping prom. Fuck all that.

Yeah and now all the sophs can read this and know you're their fuckin pity date.

[cygninae]

Ok cool for you.

Their problem not mine. I look ok in photos.

[threatens]

Shit, whatever. Have fun.

[Reid]
[...] But seriously, you wanna hang out at prom with all the assholes at our school? You could chill out here, not have to deal with all that dance shit.

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

I went with Mina Tran and [...] stuff and it wasn't a big deal. I don't mind it. I just don't care.

If there's some soph or someone who's in the closet who wants to send home photos of me who cares?

Sy/Reid

[threatens]

Alright, alright. You're fuckin set on this.

If later you wanna blow off prom, you can hang out with me. I know I'm an asshole and not nearly as fun as Ro but [...] yeah. You can do whatever, dude. It's cool.

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

Shut up. You should be hanging out with Clem not me. I don't need you making sure I'm ok. And it's weird when you talk shit like that.

Sy/Reid

[threatens]

Fuck off. Of course I'm gonna hang out with her, but that doesn't mean I gotta hang out with her all the fuckin time. Like, you could hang out with both of us? Decourt won't mind, she thinks you're less of an asshole.

And who says I give a shit about whether or not you're ok? Maybe I'm just checking that my goddamn Seeker's still got his head in the game. Shit.

Sy/Reid

[cygninae]

Jesus christ don't worry about your friend at prom dumbass. Romance her and shit. I don't want to be you fucking third wheel and she doesn't want to fucking share.

Don't bullshit me. I'm all you've got.

Sy/Reid

[threatens]

The hell makes you think she expects me to "romance her and shit"? If she wanted that, we'd be going to actual prom. Don't turn it into such a big goddamn deal.

Shit, fine. Maybe I just wanna hang out with my friend before he becomes a fuckin big shot pro.

[heathclifflacey]

Just go STAG, dude! Prom's still just a big party! It'll be fun!

[cygninae]

I'm going to sleep early if no one wants me.

[heathclifflacey]

SERIOUSLY? We gotta get you a date, then!

[cygninae]

I won't be mad if I miss a party.

I'm not good at the games.

[heathclifflacey]

But it's like [...] the LAST one? Ever? [...] You really don't care?

[cygninae]

No. It's just a dance. My boyfriend's already graduated.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] If you say so, dude.

But if you DO end up going with someone, we'll make sure you have FUN and leave with at least one good story for Zav.

[cygninae]

I don't like going really hard but yeah ok. He'll probably think it's funny.

[browbeats]

We should hang posters up in the cafeteria advertising you as a prom date. There's about to be some room on the walls.

[godzillabutworse]

Want me to like set you UP with SOMEONE??

[prophesie]

i can take him to prom if he wants

[godzillabutworse]

OMG he could get you SO much punch and like you're super cool and hot so it'd be like a BIG social boost for him?? Supes advantageous!!

[prophesie]

it's perfect because reid is sooooo helpful sometimes when he's not being a weird cop but also he needs a lot of help with going to parties

[godzillabutworse]

Awww AND he looks good in ANYTHING so you can wear what you want and like?? Just dress him to MATCH. FASHION BOYS make GREAT prom escorts!!

[prophesie]

i do like looking at him!!!!!!!! maybe this won't be as big of a sacrifice as i thought!!!!!!!!!!!

[cygninae]

Uh thanks I guess.

[prophesie]

don't worry i can get you through this

[cygninae]

Don't make me go with that kid you renamed.

[godzillabutworse]

I THINK Heefbeef's probs goin with Fernie.

[...] OH wait do you mean Chadster Cheeto?? Cuz I got MACHINATIONS for HIM already.

OH OH do you mean Dinah's son LAZER?? He's a GOOD BOY but I told him to ask BABY STOKER although like?? I don't think he LISTENED to me.

[prophesie]

omg who's going with chad

[godzillabutworse]

Nobody YET he's a HARD SELL but I have some ideas!!

[beansontoast]

WAIT can't your boyfriend come be your date to prom wouldn't that be more fun than being someone's fake boyfriend?

[cygninae]

He's in college.

[beansontoast]

So other schools let graduated people come be dates so long as they're not super old because then that's like statuary but he should be allowed to come they shouldn't say no just because you two aren't the exact same age that's ageism. Or does he not want to come because he's in college and it wouldn't be cool for someone in college to come to a high school prom?

[tues]

Ummm If you get Bored at prom I can bring my extra snitch and throw it around so you’ll have a thing to catch????