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[cecaelian]

Everyone enjoys an impromptu sleepover.

[Warded to Cricket]

Cricket:

I realize we hardly ever speak outside of Event Committee, but your mother specializes in impra

I was hoping I could call on some of that Susannah Quayle know-how that I'm sure your mother has so dearly imparted to you. Reid Someone gave me flowers recently and I suppose they are rather nice to look at but they're going to just die anyway they're also rather doomed now that they're out of the ground.

I was wondering if you had any suggestions for how someone might deal with this rather inconvenient fact.

Any thoughts you may have on the matter are appreciated.

[Added Much Later and Warded to Sy]

Reid doesn't have a sister, does he?

Comments

Cricket/Ursula

[chryseis]

The inconvenient fact that someone gave you flowers? Or the fact that those flowers will eventually die without intervention?

Cricket/Ursula

[cecaelian]

[...] Both? Though I'm not sure how you could help with the former. The latter, of course. I can deal with the other somehow.

Cricket/Ursula

[chryseis]

Well, I prefer to dry flowers and press them, so that I can keep them forever. But if you'd just like for them to stay fresh for awhile longer, I can help with that too.

[...]

Would you like to talk about the former?

Cricket/Ursula

[cecaelian]

Yes, I was thinking of something like drying. I'm not sure how useful that would make them, but at least they wouldn't just get tossed out. I don't know why he would think flowers

[...]

There shouldn't be anything to talk about, should there?

Cricket/Ursula

[chryseis]

What kind of flowers are they?

I don't know. Lots of scribbling usually says to me that there is something to talk about.

[threatens]

If all of Coppertale had to have a dumb sleepover, someone would be fuckin dead by morning.

[cecaelian]

That's an extremely self-aware statement.

[bambae]

Then we'd have to pick a new captain.

[shirtsoptional]

Then maybe you'd win.

[bambae]

Suck a dick, Wood.

He's not the reason we lost.

[sunsoutgunsout]

BURRRRRN

[bambae]

You can suck a dick too, Patterson.

[addytives]

Iiii am a little jealous

[tyhawkeswood]

Right? Me too!

But my House is no fun (see above: death and destruction). If you guys ever have an impromptu sleepover at any point, can I get an invite to that instead?

[addytives]

Um, of course. You can wear one of my ties and be an honorary birdie!! NO ONE WILL SUSPECT A THING

[tyhawkeswood]

You're the best. ♥ Until then, I'll just bide my time and work on my BIRDIE PRIDE.

[cecaelian]

I would gladly trade places with you right now. Can I trade places with you? There aren't any showers here. And the freshman next to me keeps making snotty sniffles.

[addytives]

Oh bb. I wish I could! Or that you could sneak into our dorm. We have room. And showers :(

[cecaelian]

Ravi is taking this whole thing very seriously, so I doubt I could get past him. At least they gave us plenty of warning to pack. But not flooding in the first place really would have been preferable.

Hopefully it's just a one night thing.

[firecoral]

Well, I bet that smells interesting. I hope your little freshman hasn't got flu!

[cecaelian]

Ugh. At least we're close to the infirmary.

[sunsoutgunsout]

yeah, you're damn right we do.

[unregrettable]

Agreed, but I think I have a different definition of the word "sleepover".

Ursula/Sy

[threatens]

What? No. Only child.

Ursula/Sy

[cecaelian]

Good to know. Thank you.