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[heathclifflacey]

Cash,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!!! Lame that you've gotta share it with May Day or whatever but you're what's actually worth celebrating. Do something FUN today, okay?

Heathcliff

[Inside a box wrapped with red paper and orange ribbon, Cash finds a set of wood carving tools, a helpful notepad, and a birthday hat sized for a crow. At least he didn't write Happy Birdday?]

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[longcons]

What's that? Most people don't welcome in the spring by sitting in public and robotically grinding a knife against a whetstone? Well, that's their loss. Cash is having a very good time.

This present borders on frivolous by Cash-standards, but honestly, he loves it. The bird hat may be a bit of a stretch, though.

[heathclifflacey]

If Cash is happy then Heathcliff's happy! But you'd look TOTALLY SHARP in that birthday hat, dude.

...Even he knew this would probably be the case, honestly.