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[racingstripe]

Does anyone know if it's COOL if a rat eats ASPHODEL??

AND would it be BETTER or WORSE if he ALSO ate like five jellybeans when I wasn't looking???

[GooseQuid]

If you guys haven't heard it from me ENOUGH already I'll say it ONE MORE TIME:

You were all SO GOOD??? Not a SINGLE ONE of us put in less than 100% and that means a lot to EVERYONE. I feel like our on-field communication was REALLY strong, which is ALWAYS going to be key.

I want us to work on staying FOCUSED when we can, and keeping a CLOSE EYE on the other team's Beaters. Things like DODGING and holding on TIGHT to the brooms are going to be SUPER IMPORTANT moving forward—but OBVIOUSLY things are ALWAYS going to happen, so it's a GOOD THING our reserves work so hard.

We're only HALFWAY THROUGH our season so now is the PERFECT time to buckle down and really work.

[Chickabros + Essie]

HEY. SO.

[...] You know how I'm, like, REALLY GOOD at collecting business cards???

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[bubblewrapped]

[...] Do you want to take Quincy to Mrs. O'Hare to be sure?

[Chickabros + Essie]
Are you making a photo book?

[racingstripe]

UH. MAYBE. If I can CATCH him, he's kind of JACKED UP right now.

[Chickabros + Essie]
OH that's a WAY better idea than the one where I accidentally lost track of half the ones I got from Cotillion???

[bubblewrapped]

Maybe he just has a zest for life, right now.

[Chickabros + Essie]
We should get you a Rolodex. Those are very professional-looking.

[racingstripe]

HONESTLY?? He DESERVES to feel good about himself!!

[Chickabros + Essie]
RIGHT. Then I can look like an IMPORTANT BUSINESS GUY while I'm like GRADING or something!!

[bubblewrapped]

Maybe we should get him some tiny rat exercise equipment. Burn that energy off.

[Chickabros + Essie]
You're building an aesthetic.

Chickabros + Essie

[stclair]

You are going to have SO MANY JOBS after we graduate????

Chickabros + Essie

[racingstripe]

Do you think I should just take them in ALPHABETICAL ORDER or in the order of when I GOT the cards??? DRAGON DUNG GUY got in the GROUND FLOOR after all.

Chickabros + Essie

[bubblewrapped]

What job did you get for letter A?

Chickabros + Essie

[racingstripe]

Uhhh I THINK there's something for accounting in here

Chickabros + Essie

[bubblewrapped]

Boring. Maybe reverse alphabetical order?

[odder]

I'm sure the person who sent the asphodel didn't mean to poison your pet.
It's an ingredient in sleeping potions, though, so the fact that he's awake [...] that's good.

[racingstripe]

I should PROBABLY keep a close eye on what's on my desk when he's out?? But maybe it BALANCED OUT with the SUGAR???

[odder]

Probably.
Maybe still ask Mrs. O'Hare.

[racingstripe]

OK NO ONE make any sudden moves because I DEFINITELY don't know where he is right now.

[bubblewrapped]

Maybe it's like energy drink for rats.

[odder]

Aren't they nocturnal? Maybe everything works the opposite.

[bubblewrapped]

Unethical to test, and yet...

[odder]

Some tests are accidental.There's no ethics in accidents.

GooseQuid

[magitechnically]

UM HELLO!!!

EXCUSE ME!!!

Can we still have PIZZA???

I really want to try pizza with MARSHMALLOWS on it???

Oh and like MORE TRAINING too. But also MARSHMALLOW PIZZA???

GooseQuid

[racingstripe]

[...] MAYBE you can have TINY marshmallows on pizza, but no BIG marshmallows until AFTER we win the Hogwarts game!!! And DEFINITELY no jellybeans!!!

GooseQuid

[magitechnically]

OH I like TOTALLY mean the LITTLE ONES??? But UGH why do you gotta be so MEAN??? Now I want jellybeans SUPER BAD???

GooseQuid

[racingstripe]

I have to draw the line SOMEWHERE!!!

GooseQuid

[sochill]

[neattrick]

is your rat okay??

[racingstripe]

I think he's kind of JACKED on SUGAR right now