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[nothalfplaid]

Guess what Saturday is, assholes.

[Danny]

Hey. Can I borrow your senior project?

Comments

[heathclifflacey]

I KNOW THIS ONE.

[nothalfplaid]

I didn't know you were such a big fan of tequila.

[heathclifflacey]

[...] I mean. I was thinking of the OTHER thing. But tequila's good too?

[nothalfplaid]

What could possibly be as important as a drunk holiday?

[heathclifflacey]

Don't BS me, dude. ♥ This is WAY more important.

[lilwitchhazel]

Gross.

[soundscaped]

It's not a solstice.

[nothalfplaid]

That's true.

[soundscaped]

It's not Mexican independence day.

People can stop fucking trying to correct me on that.

[nothalfplaid]

They won't. Particularly drunk.

[soundscaped]

Got a surprising amount of faith in humanity.

[quickbuck]

earth day

[nothalfplaid]

So close.

[quickbuck]

smurf day

[nothalfplaid]

Is that a height joke at my expense?

[quickbuck]

no i was just yanking your chain i know it's cinco de mayo

[graysanatomyforkids]

Europe Day.

[Fern]
So you're the patent troll.

[nothalfplaid]

Almost. That's next Wednesday.

[Danny]

If I was going to steal something from you, you would never see it coming.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Damn. And here I was getting hype for Eurovision.

[Fern]
You're just trying to throw me off your trail. You don't have me fooled.

[nothalfplaid]

You just have to wait a few more days.

[Danny]

Come on. I'm going to live off the interest of the hilly billy gold I found in the forest, I don't need your patent. I just need to borrow some foam for now. I can't help enjoying chaos.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Cannot wait.

[Fern]
Dude you are NOT feeding this shit to Morales-Tran. She'll probably die and Coppertale's points are already in the shitter.

[odder]

Tomorrow is Star Wars Day, and that's more important.

[nothalfplaid]

I don't know about more.

[odder]

Just as.

[nothalfplaid]

I'll accept that.