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[balthazard]

The freshmen are waging a war against kissing now? The savages.



Or mimics. They may've thought we were mimics.

Comments

[heyitsnia]

What the fuck did I just Everything okay, Balthazar?

[balthazard]

Define okay.

[heyitsnia]

Did you recognize who it was that did it? We can at least try to ascertain if they were genuinely confused or just [...] playing a prank. And dole out punishment accordingly.

[inksy]

I have so many questions but I am also laughing at what my mind thinks this is.

[balthazard]

Hey. You shouldn't laugh. That could've been you.

[inksy]

It could have, but it wasn't. I am thinking I'm glad it wasn't me, this time.

[somethingwick_ed]

UGH, freshm Do you need my assistance?

[balthazard]

As a prefect, how many freshmen are you allowed to expel? Is there a cap?

[somethingwick_ed]

I can't expel any, but I can take points.

[...]

But only if they didn't think you were mimics, I imagine.

[odder]

If I see anyone not in an established relationship kissing, I'll probably hex them. So no one cheat, and declare your kissing partners.

[balthazard]

You're going to be busy at the Grotto.

[odder]

Yes.

[sochill]

If anyone sees me kissing anyone just assume it's actually me.

[odder]

Unless it's Calvin or someone, I would.

[balthazard]

Same.

[novelling]

I'm trying to decide who I'd be most shocked to see you kissing.

[inksy]

That is ambitious.

[odder]

I'm an ambitious person and an asset to the school.

[novelling]

It's a bad time to be single.

[odder]

It's about time everyone pairs up for the end of the year, anyway.

[bubblewrapped]

You've just invented everyone's new favorite game on campus: smoochie shockie.

[nightandday]

Are mimics that predisposed to making out?

I think it might just be a freshmen purity crusade.

[balthazard]

Maybe they're punishing us for deviating from their lists.

[beansontoast]

Oh my god that sucks are you okay?

[balthazard]

My injuries will heal. We'll see if my sense of trust ever recovers.