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gooseberryhigh2018-05-07 06:40 am
browbeats) wrote in gooseberryhigh2018-05-07 06:40 am
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FERDIE FACTS
Free bookmarks start to appear in random books throughout the library, all with a a numbered FERDIE FACT on the back. Anyone looking for the culprit will find them being placed by Mabel and Watson, and maybe a couple other freshmen friends of theirs, because Rosy refuses to lose her good standing with Ms. Petrichor.
Some other fun facts about your Head Boy and Prom King Candidate are:
Some other fun facts about your Head Boy and Prom King Candidate are:
FERDIE FACT #157 - He won a chess tournament with one red and one black checker.
FERDIE FACT #194 - He can build a snowman out of rain.
FERDIE FACT #97 - He once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
FERDIE FACT #235 - He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
FERDIE FACT #167 - He can unscramble an egg.
FERDIE FACT #132 - He can make a slinky go upstairs.
FERDIE FACT #18 - Can recite pi. All of it.
FERDIE FACT #103 - Ferdie can sneeze with his eyes open.
FERDIE FACT #160 - His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
FERDIE FACT #121 - He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
FERDIE FACT #5 - Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
FERDIE FACT #152 - He once taught a German shepherd how to bark in Spanish.
FERDIE FACT #133 - On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
FERDIE FACT #198 - He is, in fact, made of swords.
FERDIE FACT #71 - If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance.
FERDIE FACT #89 - He convinced Godzilla to leave Tokyo in peace.
FERDIE FACT #174 - No less than 31 folk songs have been written about Ferdinand Ayers' hair.
FERDIE FACT #65 - He doesn't wear a watch, because time is always on his side.
FERDIE FACT #218 - He can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
FERDIE FACT #189 - Ferdie thinks dogs should be allowed to vote.
FERDIE FACT #107 - Bluebell feels unworthy of Ferdie's company.
FERDIE FACT #234 - He's won the same lifetime achievement award -- twice.
FERDIE FACT #194 - He can build a snowman out of rain.
FERDIE FACT #97 - He once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
FERDIE FACT #235 - He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
FERDIE FACT #167 - He can unscramble an egg.
FERDIE FACT #132 - He can make a slinky go upstairs.
FERDIE FACT #18 - Can recite pi. All of it.
FERDIE FACT #103 - Ferdie can sneeze with his eyes open.
FERDIE FACT #160 - His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
FERDIE FACT #121 - He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
FERDIE FACT #5 - Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
FERDIE FACT #152 - He once taught a German shepherd how to bark in Spanish.
FERDIE FACT #133 - On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
FERDIE FACT #198 - He is, in fact, made of swords.
FERDIE FACT #71 - If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance.
FERDIE FACT #89 - He convinced Godzilla to leave Tokyo in peace.
FERDIE FACT #174 - No less than 31 folk songs have been written about Ferdinand Ayers' hair.
FERDIE FACT #65 - He doesn't wear a watch, because time is always on his side.
FERDIE FACT #218 - He can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
FERDIE FACT #189 - Ferdie thinks dogs should be allowed to vote.
FERDIE FACT #107 - Bluebell feels unworthy of Ferdie's company.
FERDIE FACT #234 - He's won the same lifetime achievement award -- twice.
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Demonstrate any of this
But loves it so much omg my GOD is he embarrassed
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to the least, sy. since rosy prob held an exacto knife to his throat and told him to vote head boy
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