(no subject)

[browbeats]

I'm beginning to think Gryffin Beat isn't the respected scientific publication it purports itself to be.

[Ursula & Chloe]

Chloe, I hope to god you have a student whose preferred medium is stickers from the back of tween magazines. Ursula and I have bad ideas and pages of glitter hearts at our disposal.

[Danny]

Bet I can fill out this crossword faster than you.

Comments

[cecaelian]

Hogwash.

[Crafty Fish Ladies]
I think we've missed our true calling. Should have joined Crafting Club.

[browbeats]

I'm reviewing their cited sources as we speak, but Addison, age 13, doesn't have a lot to back up her claims of this Kent being a "total dreamboat!!!"

[Crafty Fish Ladies]
Who knew Crafting Club was the real political club all along?

[cecaelian]

Perhaps she hasn't quite finished her PhD in Teen Idolatry.

[Crafty Fish Ladies]
Event Committee's been downright civil this year. Maybe we were the last to find out.

Crafty Fish Ladies

[cmdrchloe]

You did miss the craft club gladiatorial battle.

How many sticker connoisseurs do you need?

Crafty Fish Ladies

[browbeats]

At least one, probably no more than three, and someone we can push arou who takes creative direction.

Two Assholes

[graysanatomyforkids]

Shut up. There's no way. I'll even do it with a shitty pen.

Two Assholes

[browbeats]

So you can use the shitty pen running out of ink as an excuse when you're stumped?

Two Assholes

[graysanatomyforkids]

I have never been stumped in my life. Not about to start now. I'm bringing an egg timer.

Two Assholes

[browbeats]

You can't argue with it if it asks for Derek's favorite snack.

Two Assholes

[graysanatomyforkids]

I'll cross that bridge when I get there. I haven't decided if I'm ready to compromise what I believe in to fit into a 6 letter space box. What the hell are you doing with all those magazines, anyway? Handing them out to freshmen?

Rosy

[tartinedeflageolets]

Excusez-me!! Does this publication discuss kissing??

Rosy/Pear

[browbeats]

[...] I [...] believe it alludes to the subject.

Rosy/Pear

[tartinedeflageolets]

If you can [...] spare a copy [...] I'd appreciate it for [...] research purposes!!

Rosy/Pear

[browbeats]

You're at the top of the list. There's a fun quiz in there, too, but I can't in good faith endorse the results.

Rosy/Pear

[tartinedeflageolets]

Is it about spiders??

[beansontoast]

You got a copy? Oh my god you're lucky I can never get them in the library anymore Petrichor says she orders them but they're always gone!

[browbeats]

I would be willing to part with a copy, but it's definitely lying when it says it includes three pages of bonus stickers.

[beansontoast]

ALL the stickers are gone?? You should write them and complain!!

But yes please I'd like a copy this is the prom edition!!

[browbeats]

I'm worried that if I complain they'll comp me a year's subscription.

I'll put your name on the list. Find me by the end of the day or your hold will expire.

[beansontoast]

Complain under my name then!!

Okay I'll find you then!

[ferdie]

Is that where my facts come from?

[browbeats]

Your facts come from your true, actual life, Ferdinand.

[ferdie]

That's true. But they're so well documented.

[browbeats]

What do you think I've been doing with my binders if not documenting impressive facts about my dearest friends?

[cecaelian]

We're just so excited to share this wealth of information.