EVERYTHING IS DUMB AND AWFUL AND TERRIBLE AND I HATE IT AND I HOPE A DUMB STUPID UGLY DUMB BUTTFACE GHOST KILLS ME TONIGHT!!!!!
Riley, girls can't get you pregnant.
Then who?
Oooooh no. That's awful!
Could it be a bad joke?
I don't know, baby girl, I'm just grasping for straws.
I mean [...] maybe they accidentally replaced you?
What if they name the baby Riley too because they're out of gender neutral names so they have to recycle??
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Riley, girls can't get you pregnant.
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Then who?
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Oooooh no. That's awful!
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Could it be a bad joke?
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I don't know, baby girl, I'm just grasping for straws.
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I mean [...] maybe they accidentally replaced you?
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What if they name the baby Riley too because they're out of gender neutral names so they have to recycle??
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