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[Rosemary's No-Maj Reference Committee: Chloe & Reid]

Elmer _udd. Who is that and should I be concerned?

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[cmdrchloe]

Elmer Fudd?

I mean, he's not scary. He's a terrible hunter. What's the context?

RCR

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Danny threatened to dress as him for not-prom. I need to know who's going to look worse here.

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[cmdrchloe]

Well, if he wants to do an accurate cosplay, he'll have to shave his head or wear a bald cap.

RCR

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Well I can't ask him to half-ass something this important.

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[cmdrchloe]

Are you going to dress like Bugs Bunny? Elmer Fudd tries to hunt Bugs Bunny. Do you know Bugs Bunny?

RCR

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I've probab [...] heard of Bugs Bunny. Does Bugs Bunny wear a Lakers sweatshirt and leggings? Because I'm wearing a Lakers sweatshirt and leggings.

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[cmdrchloe]

He was in a basketball movie with Michael Jordan once, so maybe? You need bunny ears, though!

RCR

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I don't have any other team sweatshirts and Michael Jordan was never on the Lakers. Bugs Bunny is already losing relatability points.

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[cmdrchloe]

Well, Michael Jordan wasn't, but maybe Bugs went on to have a career with the Lakers after he helped Michael Jordan save the world from aliens through basketball.

RCR

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[...] The fuck kind of movie is

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You know, I keep saying they need to take more risks with their roster.

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[cmdrchloe]

A cartoon bunny is pretty risky, but he's wily!

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[cygninae]

He's going to talk in a stupid voice to annoy you.

RCR

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How stupid?

RCR

[cygninae]

Really stupid. And he's going to be bad at it.

RCR

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Reid I think I have bad taste in men.

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[cygninae]

Yeah you do.

This one's ok though.

RCR

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Thanks. Think I should call his bluff and make him shave his head?

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[cygninae]

Yeah I mean why not. It'll grow back.

Get a photo.

RCR

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I bet he has a weird shaped head.

Anyone taken you up on your fake date offer for Real Prom, or will you get to see it in person?

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[cygninae]

That's what's up with his hair.

Uhhhhh Casey's little sister I think?

RCR

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And here I just thought it was a convenient place to keep his pens.

Should I wish you good luck, have fun, or do I prepare to avenge your untimely demise?

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[cygninae]

You should stick something in it and see if he notices.

Don't know. She'll probably forget about me after 15 minutes.

RCR

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Bet I could get a full rainbow of highlighters in there before he suspects a thing.

Then it's time to turn into a swan, take a nap, hope no one catches anything on fire?