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It's your old pal, Jeffbeff ([personal profile] racingstripe) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2018-05-23 02:12 pm (UTC)

The Varmints! (ง •̀෴•́)ง Do What They Do Best

Jeffy bursts out from under the cover of the balls right as Essie dives in, declaring death to Luxembourg and all the innocent Texans(?) therein. It's frankly miraculous they didn't crash into each other, because it's bad form to accidentally break your girlfriend's nose so close to prom.

"LUXEMBOURG?" Jeffy shouts, scattering plastic balls everywhere. "Luxembourg is a TRAP." What a TWIST. "And you fell RIGHT INTO IT, ESZILLA." He shoves his arms back under the plastic balls and starts rattling them around to... make it seem like an earthquake? Like there's anything bad about being in a BALL PIT in an EARTHQUAKE??

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