Normally, Casper ignores shit like this. Today, though, he's noticed a number of the younger students looking at him and whispering to each other. In some cases, he'd even heard excited giggling. So, when he sees the list posted in the Lodge, he's almost certain he knows what to expect and approaches it with his jaw clenched tightly in irritation.

The list doesn't disappoint but it's outlandish enough that it does manage to make the Ebonhide gape for a moment. He only knows who Dinah Dixon is through Quidditch and because he's had to take points from her in the past (like just about every other prefect). And he knows she's a sophomore. He pushes a hand back through his hair and grumbles to himself, "For fuck's sake..."

Not that he's got any intention of following through with this. But still.