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[underthehillandunderand]

Please someone tell me I'm not alone in the whole 'no idea who to go to prom with' thing.

I forgot prom was a thing. I forgot sophomores could go. We couldn't at GHS. I didn't want to at GHS everyone there sucked.

Also someone needs to help me decide what to wear. Guessing tshirts aren't allowed. 

Comments

[cherubic]

I'll find you a date.

Don't accept any offers too readily. This is blood in the water.

[underthehillandunderand]

Are you saying everyone is a shark? Because it sounds like you're saying that everyone is a shark.

I just want to dance with someone dude. It can't be that bad, can it?

[cherubic]

Some people are sharks. It's prom. You're a commodity.

Not bad. Not really.

[balthazard]

Don't treat it like life or death, Archie. You'll scare him.

[underthehillandunderand]

It's almost too late for that.

Prom was a big deal in muggle high school. Sophomores would do anything to get invited by a junior or senior.

[cherubic]

Maybe he should be scared.

[beansontoast]

I can help too!!

[heresie]

If Basil really wanted a date for prom, he would've signed up for our matchmaking service. How are we supposed to find him the best date if all that's left are leftovers?

[sovain]

I mean, it's casino themed.. you could wear whatever

[underthehillandunderand]

Okay, yes but...

Would you dance with someone wearing a tshirt and jeans? And I mean, none of my jeans have knees anymore.

I wouldn't dance with me.

[sovain]

Have you seen how my boyfriend dresses himself? Okay, before him I would probably say no, but I'm also high maintenance.

[junipercrane]

I'll dance with you. As long as the jeans aren't bedazzled.

[cheer_leader]

HE COULD BE OUR THIRD DATE!??

[junipercrane]

He should be so lucky.

[underthehillandunderand]

I haven't bedazzled them.

Yet.

I'm pretty sure there's a bedazzler at home though. Almost tempted to do this now just for junior year.

[balthazard]

We're about the same size. But what do I get if I, very generously, offer to loan you a suit?

[underthehillandunderand]

I could... god I don't know. You could hold Banana? So long as you don't let anyone else take her.

I'm a man with few skills my friend. If you needed help with physics homework; it'd be a snap. But alas, physics is not a class here. And I don't care if it's been a year. I miss my equations.

[winterbottom]

WELL they have tuxedo t-shirts and that's cool and also fancy.

[underthehillandunderand]

I've made a rather generous? deal with Balthazar to borrow a suit from him. Are you wearing a tuxedo shirt Chad?

[junipercrane]

Chad that is NOT fancy.

[heresie]

Chad, aren't you going with a senior girl? That's not going to impress a senior girl.

[cecaelian]

Dates are hardly necessary. We work hard to assure that there's plenty to do even for solo attendees.

It's an evening of spies and high rollers. You can do better than a tshirt.

[heresie]

If you don't take the opportunity to wear a full tuxedo, you're wasting your time.

[underthehillandunderand]

I have a suit now, I think. I will have a suit soon. Thank you though!

[inksy]

I learned that is quite acceptable to go to prom alone.