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Next year's Gaming Club president will not be democratically decided because life is hell and everything is chaos, so if you want to yell at people to stop throwing their magic cards at each other and ban board games no one even likes, I hope you're good at Mario Kart.

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So you're gamifying the gaming club election process?

To find the worthiest of nerds. It's like the sword in the stone but done by Nintendo.

Just be careful someone ornery doesn't whip out a blue shell at the last moment. We might wind up with President Watson. She plays dirty.

Maybe a young, forward-thinking leader is exactly what Gaming Club needs to bring it into the future.

Don't count yourself out. Just because you're going to be old as dirt doesn't mean you aren't hip enough to decide house rules for Boggle.

I will never allow the word "fleek" and for that, I will lose my head.

You did really well as President, though.

Edited (Says the kid that never went to gaming club) 2018-05-31 18:28 (UTC)

I certainly existed in that role.

Existed very well in that role

I almost made a freshman cry once.

I'm gonna break some fingers if anyone looks like they might oust you.

I mean, it's a valid strategy.

Shit, I'm going to win it just to see if you keep your word.

Are you giving up the position or just that confident in your skills?

I'm leaving it to fate. Maybe it's time for my reign of terror to end.

Humble of you.

I'm rooting for the Stubby cutout myself.

Me too.

I bet he's a blast in Guess Who

Seems more like a Monopoly man.

MONOPOLY'S BANNED.

Not with a regime change.

Be the change you want to see.

Edited (GO TO SLEEP) 2018-06-01 06:03 (UTC)

How will I manage with all my fingers broken?

Edited (TELL IT TO MY DOG. I WISH I COULD. ) 2018-06-01 06:06 (UTC)

Gumption.

I can lead a boycott of a club I’m not in anyway, if you don’t get it again.
Or just hold the fingers down while they’re broken.
Either way, you’ll get it, don’t worry.

Rainbow Road separates the strong from the weak, the leaders from the followers, the blue shells from the red.

See? Who else would make a speech I definitely have the reference for that inspiring?

Lakitu be with you.

I know the place I'm gonna be avoiding!

Mario Kart gets dirty fast.

Watch for flying turtle shells and banana peels when crossing the atrium on Tuesdays.

If I win, can I be a long distance president?

Just leave a cardboard cutout of yourself looking stern and it should do the trick.

Deal! I've been practicing, so anyone who wants to beat a cardboard cut out of me for president next year better bring their A game.

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