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[iliya]

I have been to three magic schools and they all had haunted bullshit in their forests. Why.


[EXCHANGE STUDENTS: ex-Hogwarts students, both British and American]

[...] Who is planning to go with the Quidditch team?

[EBONHIDE SENIOR BOYS]

None of you have been to Hogwarts before, yes?

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Exchange Students

[riledup]

shit yeah ima show some bitches how much fucking sunnier they'd be if they had blue hair

Exchange Students

[iliya]

Maybe you will start a trend.

Exchange Students

[riledup]

if i dye shitty things on their head as a favor you think i'll lose points for azurcrest or just dumb slytherin

Exchange Students

[iliya]

Well. You cannot be punished if a prefect never finds out it is you.

[casperkim]

Eccentric, impractical headmasters?

[ESBs]

I haven't. [...] Why?

[iliya]

Supposedly the Forbidden Forest is filled with giant spiders.

[ESBs]
Just curious. [...] It is very different from here. The place and [...] the people.

[casperkim]

Of course it fucking is.

[ESBs]

Yeah. I've heard the stories. [...] Are you worried about it?

[iliya]

Thankfully, Hogwarts is a castle. You must really be trying to get into the forest. Not like here.

[ESBs]
A little. [...] Yes. I was only there for two years. I did not fit in well in that time.

Exchange Students

[lachlangalbraith]

[......] I think I will. Since Y

What about you?

Exchange Students

[iliya]

[...] Yes. I think so. It has been two years since I have seen the castle.

Is it bad to say I did not miss it?

Exchange Students

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] I'm probably not the best person to ask. I don't miss it either.

Exchange Students

[phin]

Mark three for that.

[addytives]

It’s like. A prerequisite. Magic schools have got to have charms, potions, some flying broom sport and at LEAST two forest creatures.

[heathclifflacey]

Wakefield didn't even HAVE a forest, dude. [...] But I guess it's like HALF MUGGLE or something. So maybe it doesn't count.

[addytives]

The requirements are only for boarding schools!!!! Loophole!

[iliya]

Какво по дяволите. I was going to say that Gooseberry is the worst, but people have literally died at Hogwarts. [...] And Durmstrang.

[addytives]

So statistically, we’re safer. Huh.
They’ve had a loooot of history to get there, though. Like. I think it’s safe to say we’re accumulating our fair share for ten years as a school.

ESBs

[destructobot]

Nope.

ESBs

[iliya]

Worried about the other team?

ESBs

[ulixes]

'Course he's not. They've got nothing on us.

[novelling]

Misery loves heavily wooded areas.

[Exchange Students]
I am.

[iliya]

Maybe I would not be so annoyed if the other campsites were surrounded by forest.

[Exchange Students]
Looking forward to it, or no?

Exchange Students

[novelling]

If I didn't want to go I wouldn't.

Exchange Students

[foxpaws]

I'm going, if anyone needs someone to hide behind. I'm happy to take any of their bad vibes.

[sovain]

Ghosts like old shit, I don't know.