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[godzillabutworse]

O K A Y

I need

things you can DO with a UNICORN HORN??

GO.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

Whittle it into a recorder!! World's worst magical flute!!

[godzillabutworse]

E X T R E M E L Y expensive REUSABLE(!!) ice cream cone

[godzillabutworse]

d o o r s t o p

[godzillabutworse]

party hat for someone very narrow and tall

[tartinedeflageolets]

I'm très tall and narrow!!

[neattrick]

hey, quick question

[godzillabutworse]

yeh?

[neattrick]

did you kill a unicorn?

[godzillabutworse]

no I'm like not into big game hunting??

[neattrick]

oh good i was like we'll never get invited back if she killed a unicorn

[dinahdanger]

BLUEBELL C O S P L A Y

[godzillabutworse]

GOOD ONE!!

[somethingwick_ed]

[......] What did you do?

[godzillabutworse]

I

[.........]

Made a LIST??

[somethingwick_ed]

No I mean what did you do to get one? [...] You didn't ST steal it, did you?

[godzillabutworse]

Just because I'm FANTASIZING about COOL STUFF to do with a unicorn horn DOESN'T MEAN I am presently in POSSESSION of one, Gramps!!

[somethingwick_ed]

[.................]

I don't trust Then why do you need a list of things to do with one?

[...]

Did Dinah steal one?

[winterbottom]

I think if you eat it you BECOME A UNICORN

[godzillabutworse]

oh shit

[...]

WHAT do you think being a UNICORN is like, Charbroiled Burger??

[winterbottom]

I bet it's really cool because only nice people can pet you and you can stab the other ones with your head

[somethingwick_ed]

Don't eat it.

[tartinedeflageolets]

[.........] Can you back up that claim??

[winterbottom]

Uhhhh no I just heard RUMORS?

[tartinedeflageolets]

It's not nice to spread rumors!! Someone might believe them!!

[winterbottom]

Well they've gotta come from SOMEWHERE?? So they MIGHT be true?