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[gonnabefamous]

The following note is delivered to Nisha and Dinah while they are together during lunch. The Freshman has been paid too well to give them any information.

Agent Danger & Agent Nitro,

We need you to retrieve a package. The location will be presented to you through a series of clues, to obscure it from the enemy. Find your first clue enclosed.

This message will self destruct in four minutes.

Go back to the place we started
When we all first were parted

Comments

A Measured Response

[dinahdanger]

"OH MY GOD!!!" Dinah screams right in Nisha's face. "Should we eat this???" Have you even read the note, Dinah?

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[godzillabutworse]

"UM," Nisha's basically shoving her head into Dinah's armpit to get a better look at the note. I'm not actually sure how this is an improved vantage point. "DEFFO gotta LICK IT first, at least, to make sure it's not POISON?"

She grabs for the letter and tries to stick it in her mouth.

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[dinahdanger]

Dinah is happy to let Nisha take this risk and prove it's not poison, because Nisha Nitro has long since been proven to be the poison expert on this team.

"If it's poison then this is DEFINITELY a trap and we should go right now." She might just be trying to get out of the next class.

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[godzillabutworse]

The letter is pressed to her tongue, so it sounds strange when she talks. "Hey if this self-destructs in my belly, do you think I'll DIE?"

And then, she points off toward the entrance to the cafeteria. "Tragic, if so? And, like, we should move FAST, just in case?" She hasn't even actually eaten the letter.

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[dinahdanger]

It's a good thing Nisha's taking this letter with her as a snack, because they're absolutely just ditching their lunch. Chad will clean up after them.

"Are we going to HELL?" she hisses as she unfolds her legs from under the table. "That's where we started, right?"

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[godzillabutworse]

Nisha hums, loud and thoughtful. Too loud and not thoughtful enough, really. "That makes the most sense? But, like? How do we GET to hell?" A pause. "One of the, like, bathrooms, maybe?"

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[dinahdanger]

Dinah points at Nisha like she just made a perfectly sensible point. "The snacks card," she says, visibly awed. "The boys' room, OBVIOUSLY?"

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[godzillabutworse]

"Pro. Bah. Blay." Nisha says with a vigorous nod nod nod of her head. She hooks her hand through Dinah's arm to pull her off, out of the cafeteria. "Or, like, maybe we'll find a better portal to hell on the way there?"