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[readingrainbows]

Junior Jays:

Hi everyone! If you Is everyone UHM I don't really know how to I know it's little SILLY, but [...] I would REALLY appreciate it if you would check in with me about how you're doing. Just BRIEFLY!!!! But also HONESTLY

The rest of Zach's y1 endgame crew, i.e. Hazel, Ana, Ari:

This is a pretty big deal. Are you guys okay? Talk to me, please.

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Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

Everything's terrible. Nothing makes sense. I threw up outside. But I'm also pretty sure I did alright on my Astronomy final. Always a silver lining.

Junior Jays

[readingrainbows]

I'm PROUD of you for looking on the BRIGHT SIDE even though a lot of very terrible things are happening right now, all at once! CONGRATULATIONS!!! [...] Is [...] there anything I can do?

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

Just [...] be safe. Everyone be safe.

Junior Jays

[oh_girl]

What the hell is going on at this insane school.

Junior Jays

[readingrainbows]

I wish I knew.

Junior Jays

[oh_girl]

I feel like

This awful sense of dread, you know. I've felt that way since last year though.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[novelling]

I'm fine.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[lilwitchhazel]

[...] Did you manage to get your hand to feel not cootie-ful?

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[novelling]

I decided not to wash it in case we want to do any experiments on a mimic's saliva.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[lilwitchhazel]

To the lab, stat.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[novelling]

And what about you?

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[lilwitchhazel]

I'm just [...] tired, but mimic-spit free at least.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[readingrainbows]

You don't have to see a bad thing to be affected by it.

Hazel/Ari/Zach

[novelling]

I'll bet it helps.

Junior Jays

[odder]

I’m not the body, so I’m fine.

Junior Jays

[magitechnically]

[...] Yeah.

Junior Jays

[odder]

I do have a whole waterslide to redesign by tomorrow, if anyone needs a distraction

Junior Jays

[magitechnically]

Yeah. I can do that.

Junior Jays

[odder]

Thank you. You’re better than me at cute-spooky as opposed to [....] well.

Junior Jays

[stclair]

I'll help.

I've never been known for having GOOD TASTE though????

Junior Jays

[odder]

I’ve never seen any problems with it.

Junior Jays

[stclair]

I wish we could've had the full glory of your FUNEREAL FESTIVITIES????? The seniors deserved to just laugh about all of the MESSED UP STUFF this year instead of [.....]

Maybe adorable FAKE SPIDERS????

Junior Jays

[odder]

It’s best reserved for ours next year, anyway.
Let’s make more cat pumpkins too.

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

Idea: instead of corpses, it's students passed out from partying too hard. A [...] St. Patrick's Day Grotto Party themed waterslide. Charm all the blood green.

Junior Jays

[odder]

Does that still go with spiderwebs?

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

Hm. Maybe Halloween Grotto Party themed, instead.

Junior Jays

[odder]

Then I could prop the corpses up and use them as ghosts.
Nice ghosts. The sheet kind.

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

At this point ghosts seem perfectly tasteful compared to other stuff.

Junior Jays

[magitechnically]

We could put smiley faces on the ghosts. So they're like EXTRA nice.

Do you think the GHOSTS saw anyth

Junior Jays

[odder]

And fun hats.

Junior Jays

[stclair]

Then it would KINDA look like a radioactive puke slide which I'm sort of into!!!! Puking has a VERY St. Patrick's Day energy!!!!!

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

My thoughts exactly. St. Patrick's Day puke slide is just the sort of distraction we need and send off the seniors deserve.

Junior Jays

[odder]

How about orange?

Junior Jays

[bubblewrapped]

Pumpkin beer puke is definitely a thing.

Junior Jays

[odder]

Delicious

Junior Jays

[racingstripe]

I'm good!!! Don't worry about me!! [...] How are YOU doing though???

Junior Jays

[readingrainbows]

I'm glad you're holding up!!! If that changes, will you let me know? I KNOW I can't do MUCH, but at least we can talk through things TOGETHER. [...] And then I'D worry a little less.

Junior Jays

[stclair]

Still here!!!! Not a mimic!!!!!!!!

Junior Jays

[readingrainbows]

At the end of the day, that's ALL I can ASK!!!!

Junior Jays

[stclair]

I'm NOT going to do anything stupid either in case anyone is wondering!!!!!!!!!!!!!