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[gonnabefamous]

After a lengthy quest that took Nisha and Dinah all around the school, getting clues from the emblems, Mr. Merrill, and a charmed bear stuffed animal, they finally discover the loot inside the grotto closet.

Agent Nitro and Agent Danger,

Make good use of these. They've served me well, but my mission is over.

Good luck,
Cameron


[Included in the wooden chest is one unicycle, charmed to balance regardless of rider skill; two sets of juggling balls; and one box of Exploding BonBons]

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[gonnabefamous]

Giant Adult's Quest Complete

[godzillabutworse]

Nisha screams as soon as she sees the unicycle. She has no clue that it's magically charmed to stay balanced, which is why it's probably incredibly stupid that she immediately pulls it out of the closet and tries to do a handstand on it.

"How much MAYHEM are we gonna CAUSE with all THIS?" She squeals as she does a head stand and then, with effort, pushes herself up so that she's balancing on the seat of the unicycle with her hands. Indoors.

Giant Adult's Quest Complete

[dinahdanger]

"DUDE." Dinah, unconcerned with Nisha's ability to balance on this famously difficult to balance object, starts juggling. Trying to juggle. She's actually really bad at it. Maybe if she'd tried to juggle the Exploding BonBons, the school would be free of them at long last. "I wonder if I could ride it on my SKATEBOARD." Does she mean putting her skateboard on the seat and riding it, or putting the wheel on the skateboard, or... it doesn't matter, it's a dumb, terrible idea.

So is this: "Can you do that on one hand??"

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[gonnabefamous]

Created this section just to say.... lets pretend I remembered to post this when there was still joy in the world.

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[dinahdanger]

if there's still joy in the world then why did i just cry a little

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[gonnabefamous]

Allergies

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[godzillabutworse]

hi it's just me crying

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[dinahdanger]

"They've served me well, but my mission is over." fuck off

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[godzillabutworse]

FUCKIN A.

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[godzillabutworse]

who are they gonna kill with the exploding bon bons in end game tho

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[dinahdanger]

if it's not chad then it's mimic rupert

or maybe both at the same time

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[godzillabutworse]

OH. YES. NICE.

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[somethingwick_ed]

DO IT (also Rupert hates that they have a unicycle now)

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[dinahdanger]

rupert really should hate that they have a unicycle now they're unstoppable

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[lilwitchhazel]

hi please stop ruining his life girls, thanks

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[gonnabefamous]

Do your dad proud.

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[godzillabutworse]

They're gonna dedicate it to him.

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[dinahdanger]

should giant adult debut their new unicycle at the hallowbye party and make everyone think they're going to smash their heads open

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[godzillabutworse]

Oh man YES.