gooseberryhigh | posted after the school closing announcement :(

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posted after the school closing announcement :(

[Warded to Juniors]
[...] So that's that.

Who's going to Ilvermorny?

~~You've never met my mom, dude.~~ YEAH. Maybe.

[...]

HEY. Where do you think the teachers will go now? I mean. This is kinda shit for them too, right?

They'll be hired by other places, I'm sure. They'll figure it out too.

Yeah. Guess whose dad is out of a job?

Your dad should come work at the same hospital as my mom. Theeen you could live down the street ♥

Edited (move to Texas for literally no reason!!!) 2018-07-09 00:54 (UTC)

Canadians would melt in Texas.

I'll buy you lots of fans.

Build us a penguin enclosure?

I'd 200% do that and you know it.

I'll put it in my yard with the tent school.

I never doubted you for a second.

What about GEORGIA?

Also very hot.

Not as hot as TEXAS?

Splitting hairs at that point.

Maybe you should all move to Canada.

I've ALSO been told we have BETTER BARBECUE? If that makes a difference?

Dude. I totally would. But I don't think mom and dad would go for it.

That BBQ comment is 0% factual.

I'm PRETTY SURE it's 100% FACTUAL.

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Hazel will fight you on that one.

Boo. What's halfway in the middle?

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Yeah. That sucks, dude. [...] He's gotta find something else, though. He's AWESOME at what he does and they'll recommend him.

Oh, I'm sure. If he wanted to still be a school healer, I bet he could beat up Ilvermorny's healer and steal their job.

Your dad could probably beat up ANY healer and take their job.

[...]

Think you'll go to Ilvermorny?

Good chance.

Not sure. You?

[...] NAH. I don't think boarding school's on the table anymore. Mom and dad are pretty freaked, you know?

[Fern]

[...] Hey. Even if we're not in the same school anymore we can [...] I mean. [...] We'll figure it out, you know?

You didn't even die though. And I got better.

[Heathcliff]

You worried I'm going to dump you? Out of sight, out of mind?

[......] Yeah. I don't think that's gonna change mom's mind.

Plus, she's pretty mad that we lied to her. I think we're OFF the honor system for a while.

[Fern]

NO. But [...] I don't know. It just sucks.

Edited 2018-07-09 21:41 (UTC)

Wasn't really a lie until the very end.

[Heathcliff]

It does suck. But it'll be okay.

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