[2025] Still Bad

[dinahdanger]

C H A D A R O N I   &   C H E E S E

I hope the reason you're not answering your phone is because you're out getting a HAIRCUT! I want everyone to see how HANDSOME you are at this reunion!

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[godzillabutworse]

SEND ME PICTURES before you let him leave the house P L E A S E.

[dinahdanger]

Which BOWTIE do you think we should wear???

[godzillabutworse]

The TANDEM bowtie!! This is like your ONE chance to wear it!!

[dinahdanger]

I can't believe we didn't wear that at my wedding??

[victimless]

In his 20's and still needing his mother to remind him? What a disgrace.

[dinahdanger]

He's a late bloomer and that's OK!

[victimless]

Oh, I know that you're proud of your boy no matter what, but I do hope he's been living up to his potential.

[dinahdanger]

Well he got taller than we expected, so he's at least 20% there.

[winterbottom]

I DON’T

[dinahdanger]

How does your hair look? You didn't get it too short again did you??

[winterbottom]

It looks better than YOURS.

[somethingwick_ed]

Chad, please come defend yourself.

[dinahdanger]

This never would have happened if he would answer his PHONE for me.

[somethingwick_ed]

No, you'd still be doing this.

[dinahdanger]

I'd be doing it on his phone which is slightly privater.

[nightandday]

Let him do what he wants, Rupert.

If he wants to pretend this isn't happening, that's perfectly valid.

[somethingwick_ed]

He needs to defend himself.

[nightandday]

He doesn't need to do anything.

[winterbottom]

i don’t have to answer my phone EVERY TIME

[dinahdanger]

I thought maybe you DIED

[winterbottom]

SADLY NOT YET

[heresie]

Ask him if he needs a job.

[dinahdanger]

OH! I will!

[dinahdanger]

My sweetie pumpkin wants to know what job.

[heresie]

Math teacher!